daphne

wasting time wisely ||🌹|| idek

[daphne @thedaphodil]

@FemFeetPassion @thetoesfinder @TheDaphodili Yeah my toes don't look that pretty, sorry

[Kennedy Walsh @_kennedywalsh]

bitches read an entire series in three days and then try to go back to their normal boring life as if there isn’t a gaping void inside of them that those books were temporarily filling. i am bitches ....... and i am hurting ......

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

will never get over the fact that americans will just be casually having swimming pools in their back gardens like its nothing

[John Legend @johnlegend]

I was speeding past this in my mentions and definitely thought it was me.

[Zoli ⚡️ @zolihonig]

Saw James corden and Justin Bieber filming carpool karaoke and this is why I have trust issues — he isn't even driving!

[alissa @alissabenderrrr]

i wonder if she told him she had to go her own way and he was like what ab us what ab everything w been thru and she was like what ab trust and he was like you know i never wanted to hurt u and she was like well what ab me

[Alice X. Zhang @alicexz]

The White Wolf of Rivia – first painting of the year #TheWitcher

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

my sister just asked me if I wanted go out with her tonight. she said her friend invited her out ten minutes ago. TEN. MINUTES. NOTICE. TO GO OUT. and she's GOING. on a WEEKNIGHT. A TUESDAY. am i old or is this chaotic energy

[jonathan brunner @jonathanbrunner]

girls don't like boys, girls like harry styles and crying

[babe(t) 🏳️‍🌈 @damnyouhaught]

UK english: ladybird!
american english: ladybug
dutch: :)
UK and american english: …what
dutch: the good lord’s little animal

[Sarah Grace @sarah__graceee]

This scene cracks me up everytime😂
“Who? Who? What are you a fcking owl”💀

[EM @Em_bexxx]

Okay this has to be one of the best tiktok videos I’ve seen yet 😭 #avengers

[daphne @thedaphodil]

@EyeOfTheStcrmx @VXUYband

[James @CaucasianJames]

high school girls are in biology right now caffeinated up from their iced coffee saying shit like “we stan the cytoplasm” these poor teachers man

[daphne @thedaphodil]

@EyeOfTheStcrmx Awwww thank youuuuu 😘😘

[shayne @shaynenicolee]

called my parents yesterday extremely concerned about the hurricane & asked them to take the cats & go up north for the weekend. they assured me they were fine and that no matter what they’d take care of my cats. I got this txt today(yes that’s hose water and no im not amused😂)

[ellie @odairannies]

keira knightley was born to be in period dramas

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

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Customer: That means it’s free right?

Me: https://t.co/tFsadY6qPt