TheDavidRohde

you probably aren't drinking enough water

[TheDavidRohde @thedavidrohde]

Drink Water.

[bisexual patton oswalt @rexistentialism]

Missing adult - Megan Jorgensen
no contact since Friday and her roommates have not seen her since Saturday. Also, it appears that she has turned her phone off. She is driving a white Honda Accord, license plate # BDK 7213. Last seen in Lewisville TX 940-395-0289, - 972-670-2749.

[doomsday spagbol 🍝 @mikssi41]

the second worst thing about the summer is the teens

[TheDavidRohde @thedavidrohde]

Just for me

[WEIRDLAND TV @WeirdlandTales]

Ralph McQuarrie concept art for *BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED (1987).

[TheDavidRohde @thedavidrohde]

@JoniWitchell Dammit. Should said Jabba the Butt. Dammit.

[TheDavidRohde @thedavidrohde]

@JoniWitchell Jabba the Fuck

[TheDavidRohde @thedavidrohde]

@firstroatmeal We'd only need like 5000 for a down payment

[TheDavidRohde @thedavidrohde]

Wanna buy some land and put some tiny homes on it

[TheDavidRohde @thedavidrohde]

Holy shit you can get 20 acres of land in west Texas for like $500. Its all desert and stuff but you could save it for a rainy day.

[TheDavidRohde @thedavidrohde]

There's a bunch of cheap lane in alamosa. Deep in them mountains. That would be nice.