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Crazy, evil shit is going down across the land. Step up and push back against fascism, before it pushes you.

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@TheComelyAlpaca people have confusing aspirations.

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@KendallAnnCurry the shoes seem a bit heavy and out of place.

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@originalnathans shitty hot dogs, put axle grease on them.

Good sausages, mustard only.

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@AdamKinzinger @KnoBrain3r don't hand in your keys.

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@JacquiJerasTV Frogurt.

https://t.co/MIXVHe6pta

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yeah, kerry, this means you. I don't care if they were Prada, they looked like shit straight out of K-Mart in 1973.

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It was pretty bad watching literally scores of women last night ruining really nice dresses with incredibly ugly shoes.

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@markpoloncarz is McKinley Mall still melting off the snow from over a month ago?

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@TheComelyAlpaca they can't "need you" if you're not there to be needed.

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If you have holiday and New Years parties to attend, and you're planning on wearing those asinine stripper heels, stop.

You look like a goddamn drunken giraffe. You may think you stylin', but no, we're all laughing at you and we set up a pool for how long till you break an ankle

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Is there some sort of weather-lady subchannel where you all agree on the same dress and heels in a given week, and you don't include the guys in it?

@JacquiJerasTV @jimcantore @alexwilson @

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@JacquiJerasTV it's ok, in 40 minutes you'll be showing Canadian truck driver reruns from years ago.

[Shit Bake® @ShitBake]

Over 40 years ago, I almost farted myself to death.

I don't care to speak about it further.

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No, VDOT, they're not!!

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@ayoedebiri i farted.

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@TheComelyAlpaca the existence of Hobby Lobby implies the existence of Hobby Vestibule, Hobby Cocktail Lounge, Hobby Elevator and Hobby Dumpster.

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@bourbonface @carolynsewell

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@flashember @rachelle_mandik https://t.co/3w5quf2Q0P

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Knee boots are not as attractive or practical as some women seem to think.

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Finally had to give up @alxstylebook .

Some of the most UNstylish stuff around, and impractical for the weather.