Nathan Lutchansky

Software developer ➜ cocktail & spirits consultant ➜ cocktail program director ➜ dad. Starting to get the coding bug again. He/him.

[Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum]

Blind Elon

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Ruin a band by removing one letter from its name.

Roy Music

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@jesspgh @someclevername @lizlabz If you want to relive the Wheel Deliver experience (well, minus the coked up owner), a couple of the Wheel Deliver employees left in 2013 to start Happy Bellies, which is still going strong!

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@SazeracNELA I'm not an audiobook consumer (my brain is bad at processing spoken information) but aren't the words what matters? How is this different from using a printing press instead of having a monk copy books by longhand?

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@unclecrappy @Mrscrappy Oh, man, THAT is what I should have had for lunch today!

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@moarhops @DoctorBamboo That's exactly what every bartender at a speakeasy tells the cops

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@moarhops @DoctorBamboo wow that's so illegal

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@therealmickmais Neat, I was just thinking watching an actual murder would go great with my Sunday morning coffee

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@catnotcait @SazeracNELA @renedugar I came here to say this

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@jilltwiss Often it helps to send something to pass the time, like a book of crossword puzzles or Sudoku, or if they'd be into it, an adult coloring book. I also second the suggestion to send them a fun meal from Goldbelly, though that's a more expensive option.

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@SazeracNELA I dunno, my high school teachers in the mid-90s banned us from using anything on the internet as a source or reference. As a result, none of us learned how to tell a good internet resource from a bad one.

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@chrisbriem When I moved here in the early 2000s I always thought of the city's industrial days being in the distant past. Yet less than five years before I moved here, there was an operating coke plant IN THE CITY, practically within walking distance of my first house.

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@lambdageek You can totally have both, if you want. Work for a small team at Google on a new product that never gains traction and gets discontinued in two years.

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@JonathanTamari Congress or PA?

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@brettmartin I thought the default flavor of popcorn was...popcorn.

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@DoctorBamboo oh man this took me years

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@therealmickmais @LucyMPowell I think the point is what they like in Tate is validation of their toxic male behaviors. I haven't read the article though.

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After years of bitter disagreement about our crude language, the autocorrects on our phones are now gleefully telling our parents that for the holidays we're bringing brussels cooked with kosher-friendly "fuck bacon"

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@moarhops Yes...sometimes our 14.5-year-old cat gets so comfy in my lap that she forgets to breathe for a disturbingly long moment, so I panic and wake her up and she looks at me like I'm the biggest asshole ever

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@ilikesleep Second one is a lot more time-sensitive

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me: just had a long, in-depth conversation with the kiddo about why he shouldn't feel guilty about getting xmas presents

wife: cool...last night we had a long, in-depth conversation about why he shouldn't put things up his butt unless they have a handle to pull them out again