The Desi Brown Guy

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[The Desi Brown Guy @thedesibrownguy]

Desi moms.. 🙈 #desiproblems #desihumor

[The Desi Brown Guy @thedesibrownguy]

Is it mango season yet? #desiproblems #desihumour

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DST: Desi Standard Time = at least 3 hours late. #desiproblems #desihumor

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Parents rule for going on a vacation is simple: if there are no relatives living there, we don't go on a vacation there. #desiproblems

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The reason why 20 ppl go to the airport to pickup/dropoff relatives is bc we don't want them thinking that we disrespect them #desiproblems

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I don't care if your roti's aren't round, I'd still marry you... JK #desiproblems #practice #knowyourshapes

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We don't have family trees. We have family forests. #desiproblems #desihumor

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When my crush doesn't know I exist...

[The Desi Brown Guy @thedesibrownguy]

Dear Coca-Cola,
Why you no have my name on the bottle?
Sincerely,
Desi People #desiproblems

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So true lol #desiproblems #desihumor

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Desi movies be like... #desiproblems #desihumor #bollywoodmovies

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Oh crap.. I'm in big trouble.. #desiproblems

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So accurate... #desiproblems

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Never... Okay maybe one day but idk when... #desiproblems #desihumor #maafkaro #leavemealone

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Oh really.. #desiproblems #lies #SalmanKhan

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We seriously need a shoe rack.. #desiproblems #desihumor #itrippedsomanytimes

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I can fight 10 guys easily at a time...😎 #desiproblems #desihumor #bollywoodmovies #SalmanKhan

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I'm not crying.. #desiproblems #desihumor #happytears #okayimcrying

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I am still waiting... #desidawatproblems #desihumor

[The Desi Brown Guy @thedesibrownguy]

Always the same question and same answer... #desiproblems #desihumor