Handy Man

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

6/8 will put you in a trance

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

The nap I just took after driving 5 1/2 hours was crazy.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

I've seen more fireflies this summer than I have in the last few years.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

Ignorance really is bliss.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

I want an ATV

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

If this doesn't work out..... Never again.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

@MikeDeWine on some trash while your on your way out the door.

https://t.co/z9zOD4Ex4L

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

I hate when delivery drivers don't show up at the quoted time. I'll give you a 5 minute grace period. That's it!

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

This trade is ass

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

Do I want to listen to some soul and R&B or Project Pat? These are the things I stress over.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

Thanks for getting cooked for the loss Harden.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

Smh

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

Absent some miracle, Massie loses.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

People will attack their biggest supporter because they didn't support them in their approved way.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

That feeling when you have to go back to your regular life after your refund money dries up.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

Having to subscribe to multiple streaming services to watch a single NBA playoff series is crazy.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

Scammer: Hello sir. Your finance company called us and told us you haven't activated your extended warranty.

Me: What's the name of my finance company?

Scammer: Have a nice day sir.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

War never changes.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

Sitting here waiting for my meteor powers to kick in.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

First time in my life that I was ever seen on time for a doctor's appointment.

[Handy Man @thedjjustwill]

Just throwing away picks huh

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Punter trade! The #Texans are trading for #Saints punter Kai Kroeger, sources say, with the teams swapping 6th and 7th rounders in 2028.