Dave

Ooh, Aunt Ida.

[Dave @TheDLC]

I think AA should also have a roadside assist program.

[Dave @TheDLC]

@david_rees #sushiburger

[Dave @TheDLC]

@pickpok Congrats Bethy!

[Dave @TheDLC]

@hikatie Wow, very cool!

[Dave @TheDLC]

@behindyourback https://t.co/7xFki8QruL

[bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424]

Although it’s been said,

many times,

many ways,

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Dave @TheDLC]

Sometimes I suspect that my coworkers and I are merely subjects in a longitudinal study on the effects of strange and experimental new kinds of toilet paper.

[Dave @TheDLC]

@amyzesbaugh Just have to check in once in a while 😀

[Dave @TheDLC]

I’m watching the Star Trek episode where they pick up a bunch of musical space hippies, and all the songs they sing are like way better than anything Bob Dylan ever wrote.

[Dave @TheDLC]

@hikatie Terribly sorry for this loss.

[Dave @TheDLC]

@chelseyhotel 😆

[Dave @TheDLC]

@FreedomWorks @ChuckGrassley #pantsburnlegwound

[Dave @TheDLC]

@studiesincrap I logged in just to see some Williamson takes

[Dave @TheDLC]

@chelseyhotel Dang Chelsey, you blew up!

[Dave @TheDLC]

@ThatSusan @WordofChris @wallacewilson I don’t even remember that pitcher, but I’m sure it’s awesome. Much better than Wallace’s drum set

[Dave @TheDLC]

I just cut my finger on a noodle.

[Dave @TheDLC]

I’ve never met a smart person who uses the word “juxtaposition”

[Dave @TheDLC]

Congratulations to the break room sponge which is coming up on its first anniversary!

[Lauren Bans @LaurenBans]

I know, I know, I’m SUCH a nerd, I just saw the latest installment of the most popular franchise film series in history.

[Dave @TheDLC]

It's nice that when Janet Yellin resigns, she will be able to spend more time voicing nerd characters for The Simpsons.

[Dave @TheDLC]

@DadsUpLate thank you, I needed that