Zesti 🦋

I have happiness management issues.

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The enemy within.

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Flew home from Italy yesterday. I knew the election results before I left, but it was so hard to be without internet for nine hours!

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I had to pay to pee for the first time on this Italian trip. I handed the attendant a euro, and he gave me this slip of paper and turned on the light in a stall. I was amused to see the initials SIT.

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@BDGarp TOO LATE

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I’m in my mid-50s now, so I’m on a mandatory river cruise.

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@scott_towel My last visit was in 1989, so it was time to re-visit!

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Ciao da Venezia!

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Spent an hour searching for my favorite pair of jeans, which I haven’t worn since May. Found them in a drawer of swimsuits. Of course!

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@scott_towel It may be a Halloween surprise!

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Yesterday my husband noticed a dead cat in our neighbor’s yard. Today it is in our yard.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Don't even talk to me until i've had my convulsions

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Wore my grandma’s blue pearls to vote.

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When I got my flu shot, I noticed the pharmacist had a sign with his job title: Chaos Coordinator.

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@paul_shinn Nice! Could be the bat signal. 😀

[Marc MacKenzie @marcmack]

I don’t mind going all over hither, but yon? Fuck that place.

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@scott_towel Ha! I was glad I was allowed to leave.

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I went on a museum’s cemetery walk last night with 30 other people. Two police cars arrived to investigate a call that college students were causing trouble. They were delighted to instead see a bunch of retirees stumbling about in the dark.

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@pumpkinsam Whew, now I’m good for a few more years. Thanks, John!

[Marly @VerbsRProudest]

Person: Are you busy?

Me: *reading cool facts about sea otters* Yes