JayKay™️

Communications Associate| | Upcoming Dev || Data Analyst || Gamer

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[AT @primediscussion]

When the power goes out, you turn your PS5 back on and it act like it’s your fault.

[YvesSaintRic @YvesSaintRic]

There’s never a scenario that’ll require you to sell the PS5 😭😭

[JayKay™️ @theeRecruit]

@Coloursic @makupa_ 😂😂 Sasa kuna wale wa "angalia email" everytime they did you to update the household.

[B’RAKA @itsJoshuaBaraka]

Please allow me to unveil the first act for B’rakaland EA….My brother @bienaimesol .♥️♥️🔥🔥…Ticket prices are still going up so get yours now on https://t.co/1tKUcYl77O 🫶🏽🚀

[ً @artfuIchaos]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

There are chores you do before a shower and chores you do after a shower. You can’t tell me otherwise.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Strangely I never regret whatever I did for a woman I was in love with
At that moment it felt right and I made her happy, that’s all that matters

No need to harbor shame and resentment when you did everything willingly

[ky🫧 @kizzykiya]

The thing about Drakes music is the song you don't care for right now will be your favorite song in 3 months😂

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Kenya is the world's most active social media nation with the average Kenyan spending an average of 5 hours, 10 minutes on social media everyday.

[Saeko Tekin @saekotekin]

Sahi nimesuspend mambo ya mapenzi na dates until further notice. It is not economically possible to be in love now.

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

Boys S5 E1&E2
Daredevil:Born Again S2 E4
Invincible S4 E6

Binged everything in one night just to realize I have to wait a whole week like it's 2014 again😭

[🛸 @tufthug]

i need to go back to reading extensively
My grammar is deteriorating

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’m both dumber and smarter than you think. don’t estimate me

[ٰ @daergp]

not liking Drake music is a sign of low IQ

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Man courtship at my age is hard 😆😭.

I go out,
Meet a girl
We vibe and exchange contacts.

Now the challenge is transferring this energy home. On chats.

I can’t text you all day we both have things going on.

I don’t know when to call.

I don’t wanna ask you out directly so I make it sound like we’re just gonna enjoy a live band and see how the night goes. It’s not a date. We wanna make it feel organic.

At the same time, I’m doing sentiment analysis on your texts. If I don’t see the energy, I’m gonna start pulling back.

RIP talking stage.

[JayKay™️ @theeRecruit]

@sabigirrrrl Jurassic Park then? 🤷‍♂️

[JayKay™️ @theeRecruit]

I didn’t realize I still had Photoshop skills until Canva went down. Anyway, shoutout to Photoshop for being that complicated ex who somehow still gets you. Toxic, but reliable.