Capital H

I just sit black and observe.

[َ @spiderlnd]

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die

[Andrew @RuRuRunIt]

I think for my birthday this year I’m going to rent out a karaoke bar and invite everyone and then I will perform for a full hour and nobody else is allowed to sing.

[Toxicshtt @Toxicshttt]

I be posting sht that confuses the enemy. So if you confused, you the enemy

[RespectfullyBih @RespectfullyBih]

I love who I am. We can work on my delivery but the bitch herself is staying.

[t. @taeseru]

they’ll host a Pilates event in your ass if you’re not careful

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Jahsjajwbshskwkwosjndmwkdj I tried to rap fast
Sorry……….excuse me, with my black ass

[Anonymous @Anonymouscfxy]

@TyyTyra You got change on your rent?? Your landlord greedy af

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

CHRISTIAN IS PREGNANT I GET THAT!!

[11:11 @enatheory]

libra placements can be sooo good at giving “omg yes absolutely” energy when internally they’re like “i literally do not care” 😭 they read the room, adjust accordingly and somehow manage to seem warm even when they’re completely indifferent. then people get to know them longer and realise half the personality was just customer service.....................

[FlyXpress @flyxpress]

I just applied for a job in Asia, idgaf no more

[rory @rorynator]

@SLagattuta thanks, gay robot

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

When you can’t tell if it’s legit astrological placement slander or if oomf is actually subtweeting you

[Ms. Nastiest Player Hater 2026 @agiantpaperclip]

you can clean it away! she ain't say nothing about that! get in there and do them dishes, see how you feel after that!

[princess @earthgrl444]

yall jus mad that libras are sexy & charismatic

[ko . @kohmene]

i lowkey respect ghosting me bc i was just gone play in yo face anyway #saveyourself

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

when my aunty cracks a misogynistic joke but ik a misogynistic joke who cracked her

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

him saying “turn it up🤓” will forever take me out LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[hustle hard 956 @edgargonzelaz]

Life lately

[③ @zurskiii]

Terrible sandwich btw

[yan. @_1yan]

young hot ebony gets her spark back