Mark Elshaw

Professional optics flogger, cheese lover and SWFC fan #WAWAW

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@BrewDog The Peach of it!! Hey guys, my wife got me this Hazy Jane mix pack for my birthday. Opened it up looking forward to sampling some Guava Goodness on this Friday evening, only to find Perpetual Peach in its place! What gives?! #wheresmyguava #toomuchpeach 🍑 😭😤

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@virginmedia my free 43inch smart tv from the sign up promotion was delivered today, upon unboxing the screen is smashed! Can somebody address this asap please?

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@WarringtonBC Done. Thanks Frank 👍

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@WarringtonBC Hello, is it possible to have a Waste Collection Dates 2021/22 sticker sent out? Neighbours all got one with today’s collection but mine was missed out 😔

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@SkySportsNews well done for showing an image of Vitali in an article on Wladimir.. #amateurhour 😂🤣

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@Barclaycard Ok. Thank you.

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@Barclaycard I didn’t receive a Freepost envelope which the letter states should be included with my Monarch claim form. Where do I send?

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@mikelaybourne Loovens injured. Also why we are playing a winger at left back when we have a proven one on the bench is beyond me #doesntknowhisbestteam

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@mikelaybourne New owner doesn't like stripes, apparently. Changed the badge, now stripes. To be fair has sunk a lot of money in. But still #shirtisshite

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@swfc I knew we weren't getting stripes but jeez that's shite. I thought last seasons was bad. Almost as bad as the crest...

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@BBCSport @BBCTwo Tell your gallery to stop cutting away to shots of Tony Smith in the middle of the action! #toodark #amateurs #skysports

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@blondeavenger1 Just enjoyed my first Recoil Ale @ Station Inn Ribblehead. Fantastic pint, the old man enjoyed it too! #sidewinder

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@WarringtonBC Black Bins not collected WA5 2AX Walton Ave

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@MrNMcDade @Lucasmaximas @originalmatch just got home from Worcester. Commitment level = Legendary #truegrafter #gimmemoremoney

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@humphreys2_k chin up girl. He was a tool. Any decent guy would kill to be your "one". Won a lot of hearts tonight #firstdateshotel

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@MrNMcDade yet more #roosters #YPA

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@originalmatch @MrNMcDade @Lucasmaximas Pothole J17 Southbound? I got caught in that 7 mile tailback today #M6sucksballs

[Mark Elshaw @theelshaw]

@MrNMcDade enjoyed another #FountainView ale while watching wire stuff Hull #topoftheleague #wire #grandfinalherewecome