Em

"Do not harm, but take no shit" Your friendly neighborhood Hairdresser.

[Em @theemik8]

Will I sit still or will I feel the wheels a spinnin’ round?

[#dan @dan_allegretto]

the reason there's no female or gay lonliness epidemic is bc we watch Reality Television

[Gwendolen Banfield @gwen_banfield]

@dunphydiaz I don’t know why these people are bent on absolutely ruining their own app infrastructure. People loved Pinterest because it felt like such a breath of fresh air compared to everything else available. Now it’s all ads and AI slop. Disheartening.

[sarah @sunfyressz]

larys saying that aegon is a terrible man bro you were abusing his mother 2 seasons ago 😭😭😭

[bee 🦗 aegon’s ratcatcher @helsfyre]

“you lazed …. revelling in mediocrity …. fucking anything in sight and drinking yourself into oblivion with your sycophantic friends … you were a terrible King but worse than that … you are a ***terrible** man” is an all-timer oh my God

[charlie. @haunticent]

alicent morrendo num túnel com a helaena, aegon beijando bosta, criston morrendo.

aemond e alys rivers:

[Em @theemik8]

@Sartronulous So basically him.

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I was just saying this to my pastor

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[Em @theemik8]

Been tapering off my Lexapro and this is exactly how I feel.

[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[helen @helen]

avoiding the diarrhea parasite has me eating like a 130lb dog on its birthday

[PKGames @PK_Games_]

@nyaraVT Me when I’m in a doing fucking nothing competition and my opponent is the democrat party

[angele @yaoiangele]

i doomscroll on pinterest too i cant be saved

[marco ☭ 🔻 @OcramsReyzor]

I was so obsessed with SpongeBob as a kid that a few years ago when running into a grade school classmate the first thing they asked me was if I’m still into SpongeBob

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[jay @kendallhosseini]

“you only watch hockey because there is hot men” is actually a statistical error.

The average hockey player is chopped with a receding hairline. Sidney Crosby is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.

[troythedesigner 🦂 @troythedesigner]

first he came for our jobs now he’s coming for our bowels is there no end to his tyranny

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

meat cheese and bread bitches winning