Draken McNasty

[Apple @Apple]

June 4 at 10 a.m. PDT.
Join the @Apple WWDC keynote!
Retweet and we’ll send you a reminder on event day.
#WWDC18

[Draken McNasty @theendofcontrol]

@nestsupport Checked that and also tried other postal codes from my city. Always shows 10 degrees lower than the actual temperature.

[Draken McNasty @theendofcontrol]

@nestsupport My Farsight set to weather. The temp. is always showing approx. 10 degrees Celcius lower than what the actual outdoor temp. is

[Apple @Apple]

September 7 at 10 a.m. PT
Watch the event on https://t.co/yLa2e4Xr2R.
RT for a reminder on event day.
#AppleEvent

[Paul Myers @pulmyears]

The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.

[False Peter Griffin @FalsePeterFG]

When I kill a spider in my bathroom, I don't clean it up. I leave it there so the other spiders know not to fuck with me.

[False Peter Griffin @FalsePeterFG]

I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock wont let us be together.

[Seinfeld Tweets @hellooooonewman]

This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped.