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I never said that

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Only had an iced coffee today

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@anxiousnyc Oh cause I thought he was doing it out of the goodness of his heart

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Walking out of Dunkin’ Donuts after the homeless man in the wheelchair opened the door for me

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The concept of caring about any of this

[Variety @Variety]

Kourtney Kardashian said “f*ck that bitch” about Jennifer Lawrence after the actress called her “more annoying than ever.”

Lawrence then asked Kim for Kourtney’s contact information so she could apologize for her comments. “I just feel like I’m one of your sisters,” Lawrence wrote in her apology.

“OK, she thinks she’s one of my sisters? I’ll f*cking slap the sh*t out of her,” Kourtney joked. “I was like, ‘Invite her over, and I’ll go for it like she’s my sister.”

https://t.co/tFaepxXFBZ

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Leg day tonight

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Gagged me a bit

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Was playing Chromatica II fully expecting it to transition into 911 and Rain On Me started playing instead

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No shade but what was the tinder catfish going to do had I showed up to his hotel room

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@TheJoeRoy LASIK 🙌

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They should make a sunscreen that doesn’t make your skin look awful

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@anxiousnyc The nausea 😭

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Took DoxyPep at work….never again

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Me on release week with Superficial by Heidi Montag

[james @jms_tny]

Thinking about when I preordered olivia nuzzi’s memoir about her RFK affair thinking I was participating in a huge cultural moment and then it turned out I was one of 1100 people globally who bought it

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Flight landed and back to being a New York 5

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Accidentally ate pork for the first time in my life

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Clothing optional

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You can back up a bit

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So it turns out I’m a Fort Lauderdale 9

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Only wore this jong (jockstrap-thong) for you to take it off