Dry humping doggystyle grinding my bulge against your ass while I pull your hair and breathe down your neck until you're a slobbering, needy mess whining and panting and begging for the real thing like a stupid, desperate puppy.
Sorry, yeah, that's a common misconception. The "Office Toy" staff role isn't always necessarily a sexual one. You're a bit more like a stress ball. Some people just want something to squeeze, to pet, others need to take out pent up frustrations in various ways...
You're a sick fuck for liking this, you know that pup? Being smacked around isn't supposed to feel good. A person wouldn't crave this abuse like you do. Wouldn't want me to hold them down while they struggle, force myself inside. You're not a person though, huh? Just a dumb dog.