Steven Ortiz

| Co-host of The Slaptail Squad | Ufologist| #streamer | #twitchaffiliate | #UFOguy | #avgeek | #thesitcom👨🏼‍🦽‍➡️

[UFO/UAP News @uap_news]

🚨If the bi-weekly trend holds, tomorrow morning is about to get very interesting... 🛸

We are officially on watch for a fresh batch of UAP files, it's been two weeks since the last one and we are still waiting for the mind-blowing evidence.👀

[Ryan Graves @uncertainvector]

Long time coming!

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

#ProjectRubikscube #tellusthetruth #ufology #uap @JeremyCorbell @RepTimBurchett @RepLuna

[UFO/UAP News @uap_news]

Australian television picking up the UAP topic without a ridicule? The public conversation around UAPs is definitely starting to shift.

[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

https://t.co/Aphnt9phiy

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

Am I the only single dude out there that loves @WWE and also successfully uses @HeymanHustle quotes as pick up lines? Asking because the only reason I want to meet @HeymanHustle and thank him..

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Love That Danhausen

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

@DanhausenAD needs his own hour on @WWE #raw and #smachdown.. what is taking so long?? @DanhausenAD

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

I've been cursed by my community . #drippysteve @DanhausenAD

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen has taken over the merchandising stands @WWE live events

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

Thought this said @DanhausenAD am I cursed?? #wwe #cursed

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

How many thoughts and prayers to get one of them fancy asteroids the dinosaurs got.. asking for a friend

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

I'll be really honest.. was that @KidRock? @DrPhil pretending to be kid rock? Or @adamraycomedy playing dr Phil playing kid rock?.. #SuperBowl

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

Maybe if @dariusrucker performed everyone would be happy?? #SuperBowl

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

#BillyJoeArmstrong of @GreenDay is a vampire and I'll die on that hill .

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

tip your waiter not your comedian #comedy #standupcomedy #TheSitcom @Slaptailsquad @TheFriendsUncensoredPodcast

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

Just saying #comedy #thesitcom #standupcomedy

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

I hate all of you. 💜

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

Just booked every weekend in May... 2026 is shaping up to be the year of #standupcomedy I need. @thesitcom is back! #disabledcomedianchangingtheindustry

[Steven Ortiz @theesitcom]

Indiana getting that Jack Frost Money Shot