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~XXVII. “i know how to get along with everybody but it doesn’t mean i like everybody” - pedro pascal

[nick 🤠 @theeskimask]

Just remember, anyone can be replaced. Just keep moving

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

“Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”

-African Proverb

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🫥 @butleriano]

that’s what happened to bad guys at the end of movies back then. they didn’t know you could turn supporting characters into streaming content yet.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 🔜 DreamCon @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

There goes the separation of church and state.

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Dollar tree be leaving that one cashier up there to die😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[😼 @dutchessprim]

When I hear they voted MAGA while complaining about gas and grocery prices …

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Barack said Trump know how to conduct himself when I’m in the room so allat fake crazy shit don’t bother me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

Imagine how dope the America 250th would have been if Kamala had won. Massive concerts, foreign dignitaries, millions of visitors to DC, a year long celebration culminating in a huge party on the 4th. Instead, we get meth head Kid Rock, a Gatorade colored reflecting pool, and a traveling carnival.

[DSuelo @d_suelo]

Tweet of the year contender 🔥

[TRAE @OreGaTrae]

The Rock did serious long-term harm to wrestling by being so charismatic that he got over on the worst material ever. Vince spent the next 20 years giving babyfaces utter dogshit material and expecting them to get over with it.

[Spoof::() @spoofydude]

theyre doin this to me at work tomorrow

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

None of them want to live in the places they champion to the marks. Joe Rogan and Kill Tony had all of Texas to choose from and they picked the most liberal spot.

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

The Declaration of Independence quite literally tells us to overthrow a government exactly like the one we have right now.

[It's Not Cagefighting @INCagefighting]

Ten years ago Dana and the UFC were heavily pushing pride themed shirts all through June.

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

There’s too much fucking shit on me

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Obama on Trump:

If this whoever you were talking about was in front of me — which has happened a couple times — he don't talk like that because he knows better.

Source: ALL THE SMOKE