Shiva Ary

I hate social media...you're all a burden

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Thank you Shane Gillis for the encouraging words about my jokes...I'm making them at night!

#shanegillis #killtony

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

gay...

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

The Dark & Dirty Show at Addison Improv this Saturday at 11:30...come out!!!

#addisontx #dallasnightlife #addisontexas #dfw #comedy

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Happy White Appreciation Hour! 🫡😬😎

#DaylightSavingTime #DaylightSavingsTime #DaylightSavings #DaylightSavings2023 #DaylightSavingsEnds

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Tonight!
#TylerTexas

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Working this whole week with Tracy Smith at Little Rock Loony Bin! @ Loony Bin Comedy Club of Little Rock https://t.co/Bg2UoJaCOG

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Tonight with these guys! Show starts at 8:30! @ Hyena's Comedy Nightclub Fort Worth https://t.co/93sWOuyaKd

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Tonight and tomorrow at Wichita Loony Bin! 4 shows! @ The Loony Bin Comedy Club, Wichita https://t.co/2PArEieazz

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Featuring tonight(7:30 & 9:30) and tomorrow(6 & 8:30) for Steven Michael Quezada at Ft. Worth Hyena's...Come by and bring your favorite crystal meth! @ Hyena's Comedy Nightclub Fort Worth https://t.co/VVunoAwcoB

[Alvin Newsome @alvinsights]

I prefer sports media types to play through injury. I don’t think he got that dog in him.

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Thursday through Sunday I'll be featuring for Corey Rodrigues...HMU for comps if you wanna come through @ The Plano House of Comedy https://t.co/cGfmvNuabU

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Hosting this weekend for headliner Cam Bertrand and Adam Yesner is featuring at OKC Looney Bin @ Loony Bin Comedy Club OKC https://t.co/A3clUqkVO5

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Cocaine should count at least for cardio

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Looks like Texas won this round snow...fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

#snowday #texasfreeze2022 #TexasFreeze #TexasSnow

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Tik Tok had ruined Netflix for me...I can't spend a whole episode on character development. I'll be 5 min into a new show and I'll be too bored to keep watching

#tiktok #Netflix

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Cancel culture is real...this show isn't happening cause of some stupid snowflakes 😁

stay warm y'all @ Hyena's Comedy Nightclub Dallas https://t.co/hW95x4pAHI

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Whom the fuck is coming to this? It's my first time headlining so this is gonna be embarrassing & you should come watch me flounder...hmu for free tickets cause if you don't come they're gonna get rid of me & possibly make me start doing improv classes
#Dallas #DallasTX #addison

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

@emilygrefer damn you got me...it's really 3 fat people

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Look at this shit...what a diverse line up! Three brown guys, three girls, five p.o.c.'s, three white people, two black people, a tall guy, two and half fat people, somebody is probably gay(probably me), and I'm headlining!

Get you a ticket...
https://t.co/jeTBsQHOJi

[Shiva Ary @thefakeshiva]

Just found out I was wearing my underwear inside out all day yesterday...looks like I get a second chance with these