Susan Sampson

Food writer, recipe developer and the obsessive author of 12,167 Kitchen and Cooking Secrets.

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@oelma__ No such thing

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@oelma__ A fire extinguisher

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@honeymoon250 Are you stupid?

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@moveon_9910 Tapioca

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@ohhanxiety Soccer. Tennis. Jai alai. Polo. Cricket. blah blah blah

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@Matt_Pinner Both

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@FitFusion__ What a mess

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@mark_slapinski @essentialnature No

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Finally, got a carton of milk without the stoopid plastic spout! I’m sure we can all manage to open a carton without polluting the Earth with more plastic.

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@amypataki Wowie! Happy belated birthday! Where did the time fly?

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@BuzzFeed What, are they secreting?

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@amypataki @807 @karonliu Took my girls to Country Style last week for a nostalgic goodbye. It was hopping.

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@amypataki @TorontoStar @jferri Last time I was there (2022), my daughter bit into sui mai, and it was partly frozen and raw.

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@amypataki I see the resemblance. Lovely.

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@amypataki @nytfood Oh no! I was going to try that one.

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@amypataki @thesaucylady @TorontoStarLife Good timing! That’s my Ultimate Pumpkin Pie. I just took it out of the oven. Tomorrow, we feast.

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@ericvellend Totally agree!

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@kingofthenerds @Apple Wanted instant gratification LOL.

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Told staff at @Apple store in Eaton Centre we want to immediately buy a specific laptop, pay and leave. They said we had to wait “quite a while” behind 9 other customers (browsing, asking questions, making decisions). Guess Apple’s too rich to care about easy sales.

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My 93-year-old father had a fall in his apartment last night, and the firefighters who patched him up said it would take 2 to 3 hours for an ambulance to arrive. That madman Ford fiddled with licence plate stickers while the health care system burned.