thefartingsofa

Genuine 100% leather. Mostly air.

[taylor @rouyn_wxnw]

🧸 Day 43/? of editing teddy bears into #CormoranStrike series caps until #TroubledBlood airs.

[Jan 💙💚 @BlueskyJanh1]

Happy Weds folks 😊👋
Stay safe
#DunravenBay
#JurassicCoast

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

Old Hollywood bloopers are a thing of beauty.

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

@suekmoorhen @thefartingsofer @jk_rowling Beware cheap imitations, Sue. They look good in the showroom, but are they convincing undercover? #bringbacksofa #genuineleather #reupholstery4heroes

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

🤞
https://t.co/qexJLAGGJz

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

@gbjeffen You need a ... deckchair. 🌪️

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

@lmf3b @SuperkingPatC It was midnight in Australia seven hours ago. I think she's busy.

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

Over 'ere, @SuperkingPatC! Can the Arse-in-Chief sort this vinyl-clad imposter out? Quick as you like. #TheInkBlackHeart #sofa2sofer #anodos

[pronetoinertia @thefartingsofer]

@thefartingsofa it’s pronounced “sofer” love……pfffffffffft

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

@lmf3b @SuperkingPatC I'm here for the detection, Doc, not the lovey-dovey stuff. Mr Galbraith likes to deploy artistic license, but in reality my contributions are timed to keep us on track. There's a particularly loud one I call my "Barclay" which required a whole character to be written in.

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

@SuperkingPatC @thefartingsofer @RGalbraith @jk_rowling It's alright, @thefartingsofer mate. Her bark's worse than her bite. Just stay behind me when she lacquers her nails, cuz I think the nail polish remover is bad for imitation leather.

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

#TheInkBlackHeart #onemoreday #anticipation #anodos @RGalbraith

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

#theinkblackheart #onemoreday #anticipation #anodos @RGalbraith

[thefartingsofa @thefartingsofa]

#TheInkBlackHeart #onemoreday #anticipation #anodos @RGalbraith