Sean

Full-time accountant, professional hater.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@NJBeisner don't feel sorry for her, she's already looking for men to do a thousand in 24 hours.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

"Wehhhh my tyrannical Tories lost for the first time in fifteen years and I can't handle it wehhhh why don't I get my way wehhhh I hate democracy wehhhh I want my thieving, lying, corrupt tyrannical Tories back wehhhh!!!! I hate young people and want to ruin this country!!!!!"

[God Save Great Britain @GSGB01]

🚨BREAKING: 24 Hours into a record breaking petition to call a general election and the mainstream media are nowhere to be seen.

The British public see you for what you are.

GAME OVER.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@Markyb610 Agreed. I think some people like getting angry as a hobby, or they just can't read because it all took was 10 seconds after clicking on the article to realise its not going to be an official shirt worn through the season - as if it wasn't obvious enough in the post.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

Which part of "one-off" do people not get? It's only being worn in preseason, and it's being auctioned off for charity. Come on people, use your brains instead of getting angry over nothing ffs. It's not even going to be listed for retail. #AVFC

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

Aston Villa is pleased to reveal a special, one-off kit that will be worn during the first two matches of pre-season. Aston Villa is pleased to reveal a special, one-off kit that will be worn during the first two matches of pre-season. ✨

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@ArsenalReveal Wouldn't get you a lock of his hair

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@zeegoonerball @FoxyN77 @ArsenalReveal Beat your sty home and away, CL too. £50m wouldn't get you a lock of his hair. Nice try baiting tho, we all know you'd give your left bollock and anything else for him 😘

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@iane_7 @Emmatea15 @centregoals What and City, Spurs and Chelsea are?

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@Tyneside_FC I've been saying for a while now that it should be based on debts, not revenue. How can United rack up over a billion in debt whilst being allowed to spend hundreds of millions every window, whilst our clubs have been told to sell despite not having any debt? It makes no sense.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@nocontextfooty Wdym big six? Villa beat them twice, and they're bigger than City, Chelsea and Spurs ever will be. Sly six maybe.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@astonvilla___ If he's willing to accept 30k a year as a rotation player then by all means. If not then it's a no from me.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@alsomikealso @HelldiversAlert Getting used to something, something actually being viable are two different things. It's not better than half the strats available. Also as someone who plays on 9.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@villareport I wish they went with the gold one that was circulating. I also don't understand why it has a drop shadow.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@JacoCats Your crowning achievements are the Audi cup and having owned Kane, Modric and Bale. Pipe down.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@GlobeFarrah @Christ_Polygyny You're an idiot.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@GeorgeDugout @DG_Reformed So you acknowledge our team is better in possession as well as out of possession? Thanks for confirming.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@yiddogus He made an average pass? What's special?

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@DanIonasca Kinda sad you stole someone's comment from Reddit. And yes, we can see the time stamps.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@Tom_LUnited @danbardell @Dan_MUFC99 What you think hasn't mattered for a decade. You're living in the past and the delulu is real.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@Tom_LUnited @danbardell @Dan_MUFC99 And we aren't going to add to our squad? As for attracting better players, that is false. Since Fergie left you've onky managed to sign players who are overrated, past it, or mercenaries.

[Sean @thefastwinger]

@erasto110 @nocontextfooty Can name at least a couple of dozen better youngsters than Garnacho.