faye coffill

Breast cancer survivor, I love my dogs, and I miss my Mom. AUSTIN TEXAS.

[faye coffill @thefayevorite]

@DudespostingWs Finally, I can get some sleep.

[faye coffill @thefayevorite]

@simmofrombrissi @BryanCranston Buh bye 👋🏽

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sherlock. He thinks you’re doing pretty well all things considered. Will stay right here until you think so too. 13/10

[faye coffill @thefayevorite]

@bestofnextdoor Cans out early???? CHAOS, ANARCHY

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

[faye coffill @thefayevorite]

@whitememejesus Kevin, you good?

[faye coffill @thefayevorite]

@BatpoSale That’s not where y’all thighs go? 🤔

[faye coffill @thefayevorite]

@dfarella @AmeliaHepurn RAD

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

"May the Fourth" is really exciting this year because it's the first time I've known what day it is in the last two months.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

if you’re sad right now just remember one day you will absolutely eventually die

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I can't believe all these corporations are going bankrupt after one simple unforeseen medical emergency. Horrible planning on their part. Shouldn't have ordered all those avocado toasts I guess

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

absolutely SCREAMING at my mayor to let me die on the floor of a dave and busters

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man’s Garbage To Have Much More Significant Effect On Planet Than He Will https://t.co/LKY4Q7R41I

[faye coffill @thefayevorite]

@merkinvineyards @AllisonPrewit

[Merkin Vineyards @merkinvineyards]

Available tomorrow in our Old Town Scottsdale AND Old Town Cottonwood locations: Merkin Vineyards Chupacabra Bubbles. Lightly carbonated white blend. 100% Arizona fruit. Refreshing, fruity but dry, and very shareable. Ask your server for details. #azwine #sparklingwine

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

Every time I want to read a book, Netflix releases a new show.

[Astead @AsteadWH]

"how many times have you watched gaga and bradley cooper perform shallow?"

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

I'm not impressed when a young person is skinny.
I'm impressed when a 50 year old is skinny.
Motherfucker ate 18,000 dinners and burnt it off.
That's impressive to me.

[faye coffill @thefayevorite]

@JAYVERSACE Culture