The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own

washed up reality tv star. designer of nuclear reactors for space. chronic idiot. he/him

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

I like to imagine there’s a laugh track in the background every time I tell a joke to make up for the fact that I’m not funny

[🧊 @oighir06]

4th line will see even less goals but its fine because at least he's funny

[annie @apatheticbuoy]

okay guys we get it the kraken are a shit team but that's MY shit team. keep their name out of your mouths

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

I think Mason Marchment might be the funniest man of all time

#SEAKraken

[✦☽Ҝ𝔞☥☥✦| Comms Closed @KattNippxo]

lol I don’t know why but it frustrates me so much when comic book characters who have been around for ages get called rip offs of anime characters.

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

@padaweenie I have to assume you’re causing it somehow

[Akachi The Destroyer @akachi_is]

@cthulhu_queef The superhero comic had a corny line in it? Gee wilikers

[Kraken Canada 🍁 @KrakenCanada]

WE ARE DOING THINGS!
THE SEATTLE KRAKEN HAVE 60.8% CHANCE TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS IN MID NOVEMBER!

#SeaKraken

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

I am of course talking about cars.

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

Billions of dollars in government money spent on housing them and supplying them EVERY YEAR and people will still say you should be okay with them making your downtown uglier, smellier, and more dangerous.

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

Every day I go downtown I see hundreds of cars occupying our streets with nobody in them. Can this really be worthwhile urban land use?

[Bernard Stanford ✡︎ @stanfordNYC]

Every day that I go downtown, I walk past totally empty bike lanes. Can this really be worthwhile urban land use?

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

Guys I need someone to tell me not to download this fuckass game again

I was counting on them making gambit look as terrible as they made everyone else

[Marvel Rivals @MarvelRivals]

♠️ Every card he plays changes the game.

Remy LeBeau - better known as Gambit - has always been more than a charming thief. His Mutant gift lets him charge any object with explosive kinetic energy, but it's his wit and finesse that make him truly dangerous.

After the Timestream Entanglement tore apart his wedding with Rogue, Gambit struck a deal with the Grandmaster himself: steal a priceless contract from the Collector, and receive Chronovium dice that could be forged into new wedding rings.

Under the guise of an intergalactic honeymoon, Remy sets off on the ultimate heist - one that will spiral into cosmic chaos far beyond his wildest dreams.

Season 5 begins on November 14 UTC!

Deal the cards. Play the odds. Steal the show!

[joey ☁️🌿🍃 @joeyofkrakoa]

Tell me why it’s a perfect fit. If your reasoning starts with anything cleavage related we’re setting your house ablaze with you inside

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

Look I’m sure I’ll end up buying merch anyways but why’s it look like toothpaste

[Seattle Torrent @PWHL__Seattle]

Our profile pic has never 👏 looked 👏 better 👏

[The Rat King Loves Kraken Hockey @padaweenie]

cant wait for us to play stl and it’ll be two teams that just lost 6-1

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

God forbid the future of public transit look like trains instead of stupidass stilt-pods that are still surrounded by standstill traffic

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Public transportation of the future?

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

@Hero_Of_Timpani What are you talking about

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

why am I seeing people online unironically praising uncanny avengers

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

Baltiless

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

space time. Are you really so arrogant you would play with the lives of an entire planet? I’m not. That’s why I have never and will never set foot on a boat. /end rant

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

The thing I find most curious in the wake of this whole “titanic” disaster is that anyone would willingly subject themselves to the horrors of the sea in the first place. I myself refuse to get on boats due to the fact that you cannot watch “weekend at Bernie’s” while 1/x

[The Neck - All Body Parts are My Own @thefinalwhallop]

board and as such would never have hit the iceberg if they were behaving like rational people. But I rest my case against them. Actually, on second thought, no I don’t. Consider the international date line. Getting on a boat risks you crossing it on accident, and breaking 4/x