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@AriDrennen @MaggieMaeFish I am narratively important and am not related to Vader at all!

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@_nomadic_soul Tina Fey famously has a career and it's called acting! 🤣

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@natgrace79 @cordiallycourt also better lighting

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@chuckforqueens was it ever not zero???

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@philvischer @MyDumbAlias @gplawhorn the dancing might get classified "butt news"???

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@philvischer @MyDumbAlias @gplawhorn Sir, we're not supposed to sing the Bunny Song! (except for Bald Bunny)

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@NicoleMenner We are CHARLIE PUTH. WE CARRY THE FLAME! 🔥

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@AriDrennen we know.

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@ericarhodes That is sad to hear. But now you are the hero.

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@LauraRbnsn I did want to read the book Trump's Peace by @BarakRavid

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@SThingsMeme SAVE DEMOcracy!

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@KatelynBeaty a feelings wheel that is also a cheese wheel!

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@LauraRbnsn wow, that feels like a pretty big change

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@LauraRbnsn To clarify, The Scarecrow becomes incompetent. The Tin Woodman (suddenly called Nick Chopper for some reason) becomes obsessed with his looks and shining his tin.

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@LauraRbnsn In Baum's sequel the Scarecrow is just as dumb as before . I sum it up excellently in my Wonderful Lizard musical! https://t.co/fEREoUscAK

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@LauraRbnsn In the book, Dorothy has no idea that the water would kill the witch. She was just angry that her shoe was stolen.

But if Dorothy + Scarecrow + The Tin Woodman came to kill, I would expect Elphaba would not care.

But that is assuming some continuity between the stories.

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@arianagbnewsnet Don't forget about my album!
https://t.co/OMuVFDEY1x

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@wickedmovie @jonmchu @UniversalPics Don't forget about my podcast, The Wonderful Lizard! https://t.co/L57Gk9PIIj

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@LauraRbnsn I assumed that being afraid to speak out and being caged caused them to regress in their speaking skills.