The Flack

I reserve the right to express everyone's opinion but my own.

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I just got thrown off Facebook for calling Janet Albrechtsen a cunt. Woohoo!

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I envy the countries watching the #AusOpen who don’t have to listen to #Jimcourier’s inane commentary

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To my astonishment, I find after almost 2 years of not tweeting I am not in fact dead.

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@lauren_mcmah It's KLM's 747s no longer landing at St Maarten NOT 787s - big difference so you might want to correct your copy accordingly.

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@wadelaube Here's 3 reasons: 1.Vivid 2.NRL https://t.co/4Q6DJpLlz5

[ChinaSouthernAmerica @ChinaSouthernNA]

We are ready to fly, are you?
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My favourite bachelorette so far. #ThaBachelorAU

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From #MasterchefAu to #Hotplate. Truly sublime to ridiculous.

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@MolksterChef and don't even get me started on that trolley dolly...

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Who is that totally stupid airhead who just "handed over" to Georgia and what is she doing in this competition? #MasterChefAU

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That is one fabulous set #MasterChefAU. Looks like it would've cost at least 10% of Russell Howcroft's salary.

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'What would she say about this dish?' 'It's cold' #MasterChefAU

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#MKR God this show is bollocks. Bring on #MasterChefAU FFS

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#MKR Ash has the best eyes on television. Also hilarious. Give the woman a show.

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Family Feud clearly does not survey Australians, they use material from the US show. Who in Australia would call trains the 'subway'?

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Ever occurred to anyone else that not one of the #MKR2015 teams has a house with an open plan kitchen/dining/living #rentedfortheshow

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This is the first group of teams of any season so far that I'd love to have dinner and get very drunk with #MKR2015

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@CarlaDelvex I thought Dr Mengele...

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OMG, for Valentine's Day my husband just presented me with 2 tix to see Kylie in March. I'm beginning to suspect he might be a gay.

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

When you think the Sewergraph can go no lower, it always does. As in this disgusting onslaught by Akerman. http://t.co/H5IWGounUG