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[j @theflexoffendr]

@stats_feed

[Junior @JrMoneyGetting]

me hitting my pen that got laced with joker venom

[Festival Promoter @VibesSushi]

Everyone in California during Hurricane Hilary

[Omniscient Orb of Antlers @OmniscientOf]

renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something

[toxic king @toxicking]

Uggs is for girls with small feet.. if you wear a 7 & up they got Timbs at Footlocker

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

My wife left me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

FAFO

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

“HE MADE GRADUATION. HE MADE GRADUATIONNNN”

[Jimmy @jimmy_john101]

Bitches who posted there Spotify Wrapped yesterday with Kanye after seeing what he said today

[juan @wanrowdy67]

Never let anyone ruin your day. Ruin theirs first.

[Images That Make You Feel Pain @ManMilk2]

Damn...

[Jeremy Singh @singhcredible]

The biggest lie they tell you:

Cardio kills muscle growth.

Here’s the truth (and how you can become a jacked runner):

[- @okami_daniel]

Soo uhhh yeah time to actually go commit die

[j @theflexoffendr]

There has to be a correlation between illiteracy and commercial gym-goers.

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

this is funnier than anything pete davidson has ever said

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

yea duh I’m pullin hair if we fight it’s a fight, I’ll grip a nigga meat and twist that mf right off