Simon Stefanski

[Simon Stefanski @theforeighner]

If she sells sea shells on the sea shore then the shells she sells are abundant right

[Simon Stefanski @theforeighner]

this is a bit fucked up 😂😂😂 (Vine by @turtlez01) https://t.co/ReJGvsYiJC

[Simon Stefanski @theforeighner]

People get married and then you hear things like "been married for 2 years but feels like 30 . It's a right drag "😂

[Simon Stefanski @theforeighner]

When one of the lads round the table says " one of my dogs use to back onto my fingers " #doglover

[Simon Stefanski @theforeighner]

Works slack but the foreigner always gets by.#stackingcoppers

[Simon Stefanski @theforeighner]

@sophbennion sober one today 😇

[Simon Stefanski @theforeighner]

In the pub yet again #wheresmylifegoing