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Most patronising word

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@ShaneoNUFC One of the most boring players ever, does nothing but side and backwards pass. If he didn’t have trendy tattoos he’d have been at the Newcastle Jets by Covid.

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@TheFootyFeed Absolute moron.

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@kaz_ghafa Or maybe disabled people unfortunately don’t get to do everything they want to

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@MemoFifi @SheldonMiller Pffhhh they could do it piece of piss and that’s without Scotland and particularly Ireland diluting it

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@flagswans2026 They do it so they can use their Reddit account to upload it and get yummy upvotes

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@Snitchtag3 @official_lesdog You met Toadie, not Pacino.

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@PollyPorridge Footy is mostly played and watched by white men. What’s the issue?

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@mimibirch Fuck me my grandparents and great uncles worked on the ports (not docks), in the wool industry, and played for Souths and Old Easts only for people to appropriate FFC for absolute muck like this.

The WAFL is also not where AFL players get hit dirty.

Fuck me.

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@fyfesflyers Blokes used to go to Germany for 'LARS' in like 2007, none of them came back in any decent shape.

And Kane's got great footy opinions.

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@LouiseA233 @hayley_routley What’s the gossip here?

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@richo3000 @nickschadegg There was a rumour on there, corroborated by several people – and I've heard this irl too – that Mainy's death was related to Cuzzy's 'what's there to live for!' mentality. They were ah, really close.

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@noam_chonky @nickschadegg That thread was completely fuckin nuts, there was an old gaol bird in there who'd speak about grand conspiracies; someone once PM'ed me specific details about my day to day life too.

There's even a theory that BRE posted on there...

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@EnolaJon Pretty obvious this guy is really really weird and has some 'skeletons.'

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@roryisconfused Also don't forget that they kicked out their first drummer because he didn't look cool enough (so they got in the third Madden brother – who all along was going out with Gareth's sister) and for the only time in their lives – knowing they'd been snakes – went all 'no comment.'

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@roryisconfused Gareth is one seriously unlikeable and annoying cunt, their horrible podgy, soy, middle class (they'd hate that) politics and how they come across absolutely shits me.

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@HiddenYorkshire The amount of workplaces who’ll spend 10 minutes wondering about apostrophes and possessive ‘s’s is fuckin nuts. There’s no point being good at spelling anymore because no one else knows what’s actually correct.

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Everyone I’ve ever met who likes TISM is an incredible normie who can just afford LPs so think they’re ’a little bit alt.’ None of them have been funny, either.

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@VlCommodore2 It's cringey and embarrassing.

High school teachers LARPing as radicals.

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@SEN_Football Are we going to discuss why some heritages/backgrounds have a much bigger issue with this than others?

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@BenPennings You can be against particular groups migrating at disproportionate rates and still have empathy, care, respect, and pride for Indigenous Australians.

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@mtgt0mw The women aren’t hot, they’re mostly actually pretty ugly, and all they do is talk about ma contree. Also the worst neighbours possible - just chill bro, come drink with us until 3am on a Wednesday, cmon bro, it’s all cool, you gotta chill ma guy.