Deepak Sharma

always dreamt to be an OTP guesser.

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Happy new year🍷☕

[Ritika Chopra @RitikaChopra__]

On Tuesday, the Election Commission said all was well:

The 14 objections by two of its three members were "suggestions," every decision was "unanimous."

With in 48 hours, on Saturday, it issued NINE decisions. Read them against the 14 notes. It's a U-TURN, not in what it says, but in what it does.

And it still leaves some hard Qs unanswered.
Stay with me.
(1/10) 🧵

[Congress @INCIndia]

मोदी के चहेते ज्ञानेश कुमार चुनाव आयोग में अपनी मनमर्जी चला रहे हैं।

👉 इस बारे में खुद दो चुनाव आयुक्तों ने 10 महीने में 14 ��ार शिकायत की है।

▪️ शिकायत में साफ कहा गया कि दोनों चुनाव आयुक्त - सुखबीर सिंह संधू और विवेक जोशी को महत्वपूर्ण फैसलों की जानकारी नहीं दी जाती। उनसे सलाह नहीं ली जाती। उनसे बिना पूछे या बताए हुए फैसले लिए जा रहे हैं।

▪️ ये 14 शिकायतें मुख्य तौर से - SIR, फॉर्म 6 में बदलाव, नए वोटर का रजिस्ट्रेशन, वोटर लिस्ट से नाम हटाना और जोड़ना, नाम बहाल करने के आदेशों के खिलाफ अपील, वोटर लिस्ट की सुरक्षा और चुनाव आयोग के कामकाज को लेकर है।

इन शिकायतों से साफ होता है कि तीन सदस्यों वाले चुनाव आयोग में सिर्फ ज्ञानेश कुमार की चल रही है।

ज्ञानेश अपने बॉस मोदी की तरह तानाशाही कर रहे हैं और मोदी को खुश करने के लिए 'वोट चोरी' का काम कर रहे हैं।

हम पहले भी कहते आए हैं - मोदी ने चुनाव आयोग पर कब्जा कर रखा है। ज्ञानेश कुमार मोदी के हाथ की कठपुतली है। इंडियन एक्सप्रेस की इस रिपोर्ट से ये बात साबित होती है।

मोदी और ज्ञानेश ने मिलकर देश के लोकतंत्र को बहुत नुकसान पहुंचाया है।

लेकिन ये बात याद रखना - वक्त आने पर सबका हिसाब होगा, जवाबदेही तय होगी। इस अपराध की सजा जरूर मिलेगी।

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

agar bo burnham habitat todta toh samjh mein bhi aata #kunalkamra #artisdead

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Plagiarism is key to success.

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

@BefittingFacts Comparing nationalist with an anti national, you got some serious mental health issues

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Indian ka future Bihar k haath mein hoga soch nahi tha ab raat k 3 baje tak soch hi raha hu

#nitishkumar

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Hatt bhend-chod kutte ki zindagi is my catchphrase

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Even ugly sobo girls don't have personality shows how delusional South Bombay have became.

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Sobo ladkiyoon ko sirf genZ gay mf hi jhel sakte hai.

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

HANK HANK HANK

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

@AmazonHelp @amazonIN @amazon

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Hello , @AmazonHelp i have requested this return of my laptop twice.Order id 403-3755824-8485917. First-time the pickup guy rejected the pickup, second time the guy told my mom that somebody else will pick it up as it's a big package and order was cancelled by customer rejection.

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

@sanshash and vice versa

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Today is women's day,girls can stfu

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

People are talking about oppression on transgender community bhai kal hee train mein ek transgenderni tshirt ghich k 50 ka note le gyi #metoo

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

To all the fathers out there supporting their children's art and passion thanks, you are making it worse for em.

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Penis size only matters to those who use penis for secondary purpose

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

If IIM selection criteria was a person

[Monica Verma @TrulyMonica]

Hi @KotakBankLtd @udaykotak

I am a customer of your bank but the fact that you have hired a hinduphobic, woman and child abuser Tanmay Bhat for a campaign is making me consider closing my account. Discontinue the association with him and apologise?

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Monica ji is a type of a person who fires employee for not performing good in their 9th standard.

[Monica Verma @TrulyMonica]

Hi @KotakBankLtd @udaykotak

I am a customer of your bank but the fact that you have hired a hinduphobic, woman and child abuser Tanmay Bhat for a campaign is making me consider closing my account. Discontinue the association with him and apologise?

[Deepak Sharma @thefucksharma]

Valentine week mein attention nhi mila toh kisi k past ko leke attention le leti hu🏃

[Monica Verma @TrulyMonica]

Hi @KotakBankLtd @udaykotak

I am a customer of your bank but the fact that you have hired a hinduphobic, woman and child abuser Tanmay Bhat for a campaign is making me consider closing my account. Discontinue the association with him and apologise?