Geoff Bean

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@robsellen @dead1337 @wysiwygcat @emmatpnlovebot How am I going to fit an elephant in my house? Don’t be absurd.

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@robsellen @dead1337 @wysiwygcat @emmatpnlovebot Never claimed otherwise my friend.

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@robsellen @dead1337 @wysiwygcat @emmatpnlovebot I’ve never been much a fan of clowns, but you seem to enjoy them. Do you visit the circus often? Perhaps that is why you seem so upset, you haven’t been able to visit in some time. I’ll tell you what, if you ever find yourself in Houston I’ll gladly take you, they have many.

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@robsellen @dead1337 @wysiwygcat @emmatpnlovebot An epsom salt bath will help with the back pain my friend.

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@ewe1775215 @TheViriathus @Angry_Misfit @locephaly @emmatpnlovebot Milk and sodium citrate, but I digress.

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@robsellen @dead1337 @wysiwygcat @emmatpnlovebot Be careful, if you keep moving the goalposts like that you’re liable to throw your back out my friend

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@robsellen @dead1337 @wysiwygcat @emmatpnlovebot Atrocious grammar notwithstanding, Cheddar certainly derives its name from the village of Cheddar in Somerset, but it is not a regionally protected label. It simply refers to how it is made, the technique being “cheddaring” a process that removes excess whey.

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@robsellen @dead1337 @wysiwygcat @emmatpnlovebot Banning food dyes and growth hormones have nothing to do with the topic at hand. You are having a hissy fit over a harmless emulsifying salt my temperamental friend

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@TheViriathus @Angry_Misfit @locephaly @emmatpnlovebot Mild cheddar is one of the more popular melting cheeses, we don’t use sharp cheddar because we know that it splits. Your perception of Americans is untrue.

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@robsellen @dead1337 @wysiwygcat @emmatpnlovebot American cheese is literally just Cheddar Colby Jack and Monterey Jack cheese combined with sodium citrate, a salt derived from citric acid. All it does is prevent the cheese from splitting. Your lack of understanding of food science isn’t our fault

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@TheViriathus @Angry_Misfit @locephaly @emmatpnlovebot This is a block of cheddar I bought a week ago. 5 ingredients. Pre sliced cheese is literally just cheese that sliced off a block you mong

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@chrisweston1963 @JoeMaozzulla Mozzarella is the most consumed cheese in the United States, followed closely by Cheddar cheese. American Cheese is third overall, and American cheese is literally just Cheddar Monterey Jack and Colby Jack cheeses combined with sodium citrate, a salt derived from citric acid.

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@G_S_Woodworks Just what’s by the bed

(Before anyone comes at me, hammocks are peak)

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@rural_va_guy @4_hastings @jeff_of_norwich You “GDP go up!!!!” Fucks are retarded. Money is cheap, your health and time is not

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@atakaindustries @krus_chiki I love me makarovs

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@LumMagnum When did the 3rd volume come out?

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

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[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@harveyspistols Trash panda bringing trash? That tracks.

(I know they suck I still want one)

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@CBRNart Anti Noggers BTFO. Egg nog is the elixir of God

[Geoff Bean @thefunkhunter13]

@bigrob Why the hell is there a prompt for every button available. I know which button fires my gun.