The Funny Way

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[The Funny Way @thefunnyway]

TIL that if you book a flight and a cab via @makemytrip, and the cab simply never arrives, causing you to miss your flight, it’s actually your fault. Brilliant character-building exercise! Huge shoutout to MMT for teaching us self-reliance and personal accountability.👏🏆

[The Funny Way @thefunnyway]

@RoshanTheJoker 'off'

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@dheerajsp_ @elonmusk You can run but you can’t hide.

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@MaxiTheDot @RoshanTheJoker Udta hua woh aasman se ake gira zameen par

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@PVBrett Kill him

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Spider-Man's alter ego is at stake!!!

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Very worried that with this whole blue tick malarky, there’s a real risk now of people on Twitter mistaking me for Spider-Man

[Laura Packard @lpackard]

Hi! I'm Laura Packard, the cancer patient that Donald Trump blocked on Twitter while trying to strip away our health care. I'm in remission, and traveling across the country to tell our stories. I'm at 27k followers. Can you RT this & follow me to help get me to 30k this weekend?

[Deepa Sapatnekar @DeepaSapatnekar]

It’s been a frustrating 20 hours (after being on a 10 hours flight) and kudos to your @lufthansa manager who basically told us that she will be booting all of us out of the lounge #lh754

[Lochan @LuzingMyMind]

@TimesNow @BBCIndia @ndtv @CNNnews18 please could something be done about this? We are now being told to wait inside the airport with no refreshments provided. #LH754 #FRABLR #Lufthansa
There's nothing stopping @lufthansa from delaying it further.

[Lochan @LuzingMyMind]

We are now being told to vacate the lounge and wait for another 7 hours when we were supposed to be home 15 hours back. They are now threatening to call the police while the crew relax in a hotel. @MEAIndia @lufthansa @CGI_Istanbul @DrSJaishankar @DGCAIndia

[Lochan @LuzingMyMind]

@DrSJaishankar @MEAIndia please help. Passengers of yesterday's @lufthansa LH754 are currently stuck in Istanbul airport with officials constantly changing the departure of our diverted flight. People are calling sick as we are contained in one lounge with no rest.

[Lochan @LuzingMyMind]

(2/3) Aprox. 300 people made to takeoff from #FRA with a significant delay towards #BLR at 13:30 CET, and then made to sit in a lounge for 12 hours and told that they would reach only the next day at 16:00 CET. Absolutely horrendous for such an established carrier. #Lufthansa

[Lochan @LuzingMyMind]

@lufthansa (1/3) In the case of an emergency
medical related landing, the passengers are made to wait more than 11 hours till we can takeoff again with no confirmation of timing or hotels for the overnight stay. #LH754 stuck in #IST.

[The Funny Way @thefunnyway]

@LuzingMyMind The worst impacted seems to older folks and family with infants. This is pathetic! They are just sitting in the lounge clueless. :(

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@RoshanTheJoker Never write poetry. You suck!

[The Funny Way @thefunnyway]

@RoshanTheJoker Which caste?

[The DeshBhakt 🇮🇳 @TheDeshBhakt]

जवान #Agnipath स्कीम नहीं समझते हैं
किसान #Farmer बिल नहीं समझते हैं
अर्थशास्त्री #Notebandi नहीं समझते हैं
CA #GST नहीं समझते हैं
एक्सपर्ट्स #China पे चुप्पी नहीं समझते हैं
अल्पसंख्यकों को #SabkaVikas नहीं समझ में आता है.
जनता मूर्ख है!
सारा समझने का ठेका सिर्फ सरकार के पास है!

[The Funny Way @thefunnyway]

Where's my simple world when Billu Barber was renamed Billu coz barbers got offended!!!

[The Funny Way @thefunnyway]

This guy atleast deserves a manual as to where to buy all the other shit. @Sony #savemoney #phoneisphone

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

The box has the phone in it. That's it. No charging brick. No cable. No papers. No SIM card tool. Just the phone.

[The Funny Way @thefunnyway]

@lovelacecoding I hope this tweet doesn’t get taken out of context. Coz that will do a lot of damage. Hazards of limiting Nobel intentions in word limits I guess.