Emily MacPhail

Too embarrassed to use my account from ‘09. I deal poker sometimes. Raising a wild boy and master crafter/baker.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Jeff Carter responded to reporters on #Isles Trotz calling him “close” to being a Hall of Famer: “I have a lot of respect for Barry, obviously. He’s accomplished a lot and there’s no denying it. But I’m a lot closer to the Hall of Fame than he is to having a neck.”

Incredible.

[Dejan Kovacevic @Dejan_Kovacevic]

Looks accidental as both Tom Wilson and Nicolas Aube-Kubel were hurt, though Wilson's visibly worse. So hold off on carving the Nicolas Aube-Kubel statue just yet.

[Dr. Franco Bonacci @FrancoBonacci]

Wife. @theFunSizeEmily

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

JERSEY GIVEAWAY!

RT this Tweet for a chance to win a team-signed #ReverseRetro sweater

[Dr. Franco Bonacci @FrancoBonacci]

Hanks feet more likely to touch the ground in a medium height chair than @theFunSizeEmily

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Sign me @BuffaloSabres.

[Emily MacPhail @theFunSizeEmily]

@FrancoBonacci 🙄

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

@Canes Bold move to steal the Quiznos logo.

[Emily MacPhail @theFunSizeEmily]

@FrancoBonacci @NHL Better than the custom built shed

[Emily MacPhail @theFunSizeEmily]

@v_laab I love him so much 😭

[Dr. Franco Bonacci @FrancoBonacci]

@theFunSizeEmily "my friends doing photo shoots with Santa at her house, will you take Cory and the dogs?"
Me: ya but I get to pick his attire
Her: ok....

[Emily MacPhail @theFunSizeEmily]

@VinnieKGB I would literally mute her

[Emily MacPhail @theFunSizeEmily]

Day 2.5–watching we are the champions and questioning all of my life choices.

[worm @somethinglovely]

zzz

[Dr. Franco Bonacci @FrancoBonacci]

She got him out...he was so excited he repaid her kindness by .... wedging his head through a different set of bars

[Dan Campbell @headabovewater]

Appreciate the excitement but I appreciate that I can finally get a honey butter chicken biscuit outside of Texas even more.

[Emily MacPhail @theFunSizeEmily]

@FrancoBonacci You’re so mean 😭😭😭

[Emily MacPhail @theFunSizeEmily]

@VinnieKGB @FrancoBonacci HEYYYYYY

[Dr. Franco Bonacci @FrancoBonacci]

Glass is tricky when you're Hank

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

@chrissyteigen uhm, same. but for different reasons.