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Trying to keep the peace between all these spoiled balhabatim. My office is located on the left side of the bima. And no you CANNOT have shlishi!

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Don't worry guys I was also that idiot waiting outside my bus an hour before wondering why everyone is still sleeping back in 10th grade

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If drinking while driving is illegal, why the Hell do bars have parking lots?

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All doctors seem to get all their jokes from the same really lame joke book

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Did @endimem_music go through a "not sure if shtarking out" tekufa?

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I have this feeling that soda cans never seem to get 100% empty,you can always pull out a DROP more

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Ever had that weird urge to knock on someone's door and run away before he sees you?..well UPS is hiring

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I love those shmuz givers who quote some random gemara,"EVERYONE KNOWS in chulin...no,NOONE knows!!

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The same people who learn everywhere BUT the beis medrash (oitzer,dorm)are the type to become rabbis in places Alaska

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In up

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G breaking news

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cant text, call

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Imagine a christmas shukk...all the 8th graders screaming over each other...CHAZON ISH TREES!! PICKED STRAIGHT FROM HIS YARD!!ALEF ALEF...

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I love those people that light for 30 seconds to go back to the beis medrash to "learn",do they also run away during purim party's 2 learn??

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B.t.'s tend to give uncalled for random amen shoutouts in middle of chazaras hashatz

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Weirdly, all the fast shemone esrei guys have a really long one on behab which intersetingly ends as soon as behab ends...

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The 2 things BT'S will never learn how to do no matter how hard they try is wearing a hat normaly and having a full natrual "shukkle"

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Ironic that every purim we get that shmuz "k'yom kippurim" but we dont hear before yom kipper "k'purim..."
#justthinking

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The term "killing time" is ironic, cause its really time thats killing you...

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Shoutout 2 107.9 for finally playing a new a new hit hit song-ivri anoichi from benny freidman!!

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Cole slaw is like WD-40, Its not made for anything specific but just works on everything