Garrett Vanderwielen

storyteller

[samantha // a l i t t l e h a u n t i n g ☾ @alittlehaunting]

Really hope all the wealthy creative industry folks I’m watching spend actual real money on images made from stolen artwork also make it a point to spend actual real money to support individual artists this holiday season.

[Ramona @Alderdoodle]

RT if your d&d campaigns last longer than Britain's Prime Ministers.
#dnd #ttrpg

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

duck: [sees my bread] i lust for crust

me: no

duck: c'mon that dough make me go oh

me: it'll make you sick

duck: i am a beast for the yeast baby

[samantha // a l i t t l e h a u n t i n g ☾ @alittlehaunting]

Parents, PLEASE make sure you check your kids' Halloween candy this year. I just found Nicolas Cage stealing the Declaration of Independence in mine.

[James and Garrett @JamesandGarrett]

We wrote and self published a comic book and launched a Kickstarter for the first issue today. Check it out and share if you’re in to that kind of stuff
https://t.co/zPhTnCax1j

[james barnes @Jimbobbybarnz]

Bucky Johnson advances! Once again thanks @scriptation for the love. Myself and @TheGarrettV are honored to had made semifinals!

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

@Spotify watch this video for 30 minutes of uninterrupted music.
Exactly 19 minutes later, Spotify: MONOPOLY SCRATCHERS!!!!

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

@PaymoneyWubby Just sent an email, fingers crossed

[james barnes @Jimbobbybarnz]

Dang. I can’t thank @Coverfly enough. The last couple of months have been crazy!

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

https://t.co/fWkSk0UNvg

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

The feeling is mutual friend!

[james barnes @Jimbobbybarnz]

Thanks @screencrafting again. It’s such an honor to see mine and @TheGarrettV name on this list.

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

#NationalCheddarDay + #giveaway

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

@openclipart GHow can i help? Where can i donate?

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.
just serving hamburgers today.

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

@Artspromo Hey quick question! are you at all affiliated with the Comedy World Network film festival??? https://t.co/XTwe8NF6pK because this link says you're marketing it

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

Hey if you're reading this that means you follow me on Twitter, you should go follow my new Twitter account @TallRedBeard

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

Overwhelming or underwhelming. What about just whelming?

[Garrett Vanderwielen @TheGarrettV]

I was four weeks deep in an ex's Insta feed. And the unspeakable happened #memecliché are real

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

we live in a Sharknado movie