General Lee's Molten Countenance

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Can't access on new device because I no longer have the email. If we were moots there, follow me here plz.

[General Lee's Molten Countenance @thegassederman]

@The1Antagonist Game is so damn good

[Demolicious @Demolition_d]

I said all of that to tell you this—

In 1999, I shared a dorm with a man named Beong(pronounced BONG)deong(DONG). Beongdeong made it a habit to corner you when you'd least expect it and would firmly grasp your penis while uttering, "You have been bonged, make peace with your dong. Tai hao le," before slowly pulling your penis from its penis socket, all with a sinister Oriental smile.

Beongdeong was tried and sentenced to 37 years in prison having been found guilty of over 200 penis removals but he never managed to pull my penis off because I always had it buttered up. Even so, I still sometimes hear him stalking the halls, whistling and singing his signature tune: "Me Beongdeong, sing penis song, tai hao le bing bong me steal you dong" and honestly, good for him

[General Lee's Molten Countenance @thegassederman]

@Demolition_d I'm just glad you and your dong made it out.

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@RichardBSpencer That girl's school provoked us, Richard.

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@iblamesummers @mikeofpol They drink Makers as well down south

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@CalebLe74625772 @MurrayHillGuy1 I carry a 32 oz tumbler around full of water and empty it several times a day, a nigga been hydrated to the max for years now but yeah most people have no idea how down bad they are. I'm a water evangelist.

[General Lee's Molten Countenance @thegassederman]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Practice

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@Retardmaximus @MurrayHillGuy1 Can confirm

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@CalebLe74625772 @MurrayHillGuy1 Feel like I'd get a full 8 hrs of piss if I went this hard.

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@Spc6921 @mav1289 @MurrayHillGuy1 The worst days are waking up still drunk and by lunch time feeling like you were run over by a fucking train

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@btplebt @bumbadum14 Always has been.

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@landpalestine I don't think you know what "funny" means

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@uncle_deluge @OVTweetmarck He's basically right. That show hit at the closing of the golden age, and it is FULL of racial humor that would never be presented in the same way today. Michael would never be totally loveable and completely forgiveable and basically who you root for if made today.

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@fleshsimulator @AustinFranco123 Seconded

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@poopswag34 "avoid the sweet spot" wtf kind of advice is this?

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@fandompulse Of course he is. They only ever rose to their heights because of the undeniable quality of their work product. When that ends, so should the enterprise. It's not even a question, this is the natural order.

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@meatheadmusings @bronzeagemantis I think it's a pretty fair combo of the two

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@fentanylblwdart It just a blatantly dishonest and selfishly-motivated transition like 98% of the time as well.

[AgNONsis @aGnonSIS]

@WogStalker @shalzamon Inflation has really ruined the value of thirty pieces of silver