handsomest guy in the world i’m so lucky look at my boyfriend guys look at him he’s so precious and im so blessed and so proud to call him mine, look at how gorgoeus holy shit he’s literally everything, he’s so perfect
I've seen so many 'my dad was supposed to be on flight 11 but he got a flat tire on the way to the airport' type stories that it's amazing there was anyone on the fucking plane at all
a job is genuinely my biggest fear in the whole fucking world. no summer vacation ?? spring break?? random 1 week off every now and then ?? you mean to tell me you expect me to go into work EVERYDAY ?? for the rest of my life ?? no wonder everyones killing themselves