Ignatius Thistlewhite

bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper

[Darius Glover @GloverDarius]

The New York Yankees optioned a player two days ago the manager said he had confidence over arguably the Yankees best hitter in June… with a chance to win a game.

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@probably_ayla Correct!!

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I still play this game every now and then

[Dave @GamewithDave]

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

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@probably_ayla New contender for funniest blob ross tweet of 2026 just dropped

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@probably_ayla You oughtta know by now

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@probably_ayla Have you considered being gold with a heart of a slut

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@probably_ayla Well it’s a deep dive if you’re a fruit fly. That’s like 10% of your life

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@probably_ayla Has….has she moved since Saturday morning….

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@probably_ayla Good luck Mike

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@megsknowsball Join me on the Corbin Carroll train

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@RotoSurgeon So the average day for someone working for Jomboy Media

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

The life of a millennial:

- Graduated into the Great Recession

- Entry level jobs required 3 years experience

- Pensions replaced by the 401k

- Promoted at work meant a 2% raise & 200% more responsibility

- Felt stability in life then a pandemic

- Highest inflation in 50 years deleted pay raises

- Home prices doubled overnight forcing permanent renters

- Childcare costs 1 month of rent

- Juggling aging parents, young kids, burnout from work & the cost to live

- AI causing mass layoffs during peak earning years

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@probably_ayla You can waterboard a horse, but you can’t horseboard a water

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@stats_feed Hey man we are planning on going out and getting lubricated tonight if you wanna come

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@probably_ayla Aight I’m on it for your birthday

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@probably_ayla This is one of my favorite tweets of yours, ever

[HoldenCantor @HoldenCantor]

Matthew Stafford threw for 8 touchdowns 0 interceptions and 961 yards against this Seahawks defense. Shoutout to the MVP voters that voted Stafford

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@TJStats Rockies at 6.7 might be generous

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@CodifyBaseball I’m guessing there’s no park that all 5 would have been gone in?