TheGlobalAbby

📌Real Estate Broker in Nigeria. 🏆Multi-Award Winning Realtor🏆 REAL ESTATE || LIFESTYLE || CONSULTATION

[Growithamaka @Growithamaka]

Happy Birthday To Me.🥳🎉🎂.

It’s my year of overflowing joy.💃💃

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

At this point, he’s just enduring and it’s definitely the literal definition of “Long suffering”
I can’t even deal.

Have you ever experienced something this absurd? Because this one still baffles me.

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

FOR A HOUSE OF N2,000,00 PER ANNUM?

Some Developers Need To Do Better!!!

So, here’s a wild one from few months back.

A thread…

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Now, under normal circumstances, you'd assume a bakery means the sweet smell of fresh bread in the morning and a few delivery trucks at most. No big deal.

Who in their right mind would expect partying from a bakery?
Well...🤧

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

It’s ridiculous.
With how difficult it is to find a good residential space in Enugu, the thought of house hunting again is crazy.

Dear Developers, please consider the comfort of your residents.

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

How does a landlord even allow a bakery/bar in a residential building?
How do you let tenants suffer like that because a business is making noise and cash?

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

The bakery-bar guys were so adamant about it.
He turned to the landlord, who shrugged like it wasn’t his problem.
The rental agent? Suddenly unavailable.

And here’s what I’ll never understand .

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

Like,
Every. Single. Night.
Weekends are even worse.

My friend tried to reason with them. Complained. Pleaded. Nothing changed.

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

It turns out the bakery was running a bar for night crawlers😩

So imagine this;
You come home after a long day’s work, hoping to rest, you get on your bed ready to sleep then music starts playing.

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But by night?

It transformed🤦‍♀️
The chairs came out,
The speakers rolled in,
then the music.

Not just background music ooo,
full-blown, door-shaking, sleep-destroying noise that went on until the dead of night.

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

The moment my friend moved in, he discovered the ugly truth.
The place was nothing like what he was promised.

By day?
Sure; it looked exactly like a bakery.
Bread, customers, the occasional waft of something warm and doughy.

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

Naturally, he raised an eyebrow🤨
I mean, a bakery beneath a residential apartment?

That could mean noise, right?

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Funny how some songs don’t make sense until you get broke😂

What song comes to your mind?

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Just so you know,
MONEY CAN FINISH.

Scary yeah?
Then, don’t joke with investments.

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

I’ve dropped a message since you asked me to and there’s no response from you yet @accessbank_help

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

Dear @accessbank_help I’ve laid several complaints about how I’ve experienced unusual deduction from my account in the last 3wks of over 300k.
I was asked to write a letter to address this in the bank, which I already did and nothing has been done about it.
Pls address this.

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

When you own real estate, you don’t just have an asset.

You have control!

[TheGlobalAbby @theglobalabby]

Imagine the comfort that comes with swift accessibility to anywhere you want.

What can be more fascinating than living in a home that speaks elegance and guarantees premium living.

River Hills Estate is a whole dream come true, with everything within your reach👌🏻