The chancery

Mostly tweeting about product mgmt, startups, and the SF Bay Area.

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@MadMikeOfficial Surprised he can reach the trigger with those tiny hands.

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@P_Bogdanovich @jasonfried @elonmusk Did you mean “growth or retention”? Because I don’t think profit and retention are mutually exclusive goals in Twitter’s case.

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Love the story telling! Can't wait to get my spore on.

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// 𝙵𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚒𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚙 𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙾𝙼𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴:

"The Ancient Historical Threat of Nightshades"

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@BenYarow @psychedelic_WL_ @BAYC2745 I remember Volt originally saying there would be an extra benefit for those that minted. This is probably that. Can't fault a guy for keeping his word 12 months later!

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@elonmusk Can someone explain to me what the big deal is? Fox is a mouthpiece for GOP. CNN is a mouthpiece for Dems. Who cares if Twitter leans one way or another?

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#MAGA

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@DashDobrofsky Pretty easy (and obvious) move for next GOP pres in power, whenever that happens to be, to simply pardon Trump and his family.

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@paulbrislen How long until it's on the mayor's chopping block? If it ain't a villa, it ain't worth keeping.

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@northbeam Bespoke psychedelic mushroom microdosing subscription.

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@paulg No one takes one as much risk as founders. That risk pervades every single facet of their lives.

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Hey @united I'm 75 PQP shy of reaching Silver Premier status for the first time ever. Can you let @santa know it's all I want for #christmas2022 ?

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@hodgetwins @elonmusk Kinda makes a mockery of the idea that Twitter is filled with leftist bots though, right?

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@Chadwick_Moore @elonmusk Not sure you forcing your view of morality on others is aligned with the idea of an open platform. If the algorithm is constantly putting porn in front of you, perhaps it’s time for a little introspection.

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@wageure @ezu_xyz @BAYC2745 Still hoping and praying dude 🙏

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@pt Thanks for the rabbit hole.

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@DavidSacks @jack Shouldn’t republicans allow the free market to solve the problem? Possibly by creating alternative social media and payment platforms to compete with Twitter and Square?

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@Jason Would you be interested in knowing if one of the startups funded through your Launch festival was effectively Theranos but on a smaller scale?

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@jmj @cyantist Be the change you want to see.

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@chamath Watch $BRPA for 10pm PST announcement. Jump on board.

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@chamath I’m up 6X 😂