BREAKING: The FDA just granted accelerated approval to the first immunotherapy for a leading cause of cancer death in U.S. men under 50. This therapy allows certain patients to skip radiation, chemo, and surgery altogether.
Doctors challenge to scare scammers: Legit doctors including interns please post a photo of either yourself at work or of your work environment and use a medical jargon or word with it.
I’ll start:
At a mathari national hospital CME micturating psychiatry knowledge.
Pharmacists carry themselves with the quiet, terrifying authority of a supreme court justice, despite being trapped behind a glass counter surrounded by cough drops and orthopedic insoles. You can spend three hours in a multidisciplinary meeting debating a complex patient case, write out a meticulously thought-out prescription, and send it down.
Ten minutes later, the phone rings. It’s a 23-year-old intern pharmacist with a monotone voice saying, "Yeah, doctor, you wrote for twice-daily dosing but the guidelines from the European Consensus Group of 2022 recommend a 12-hour interval staggered with their morning porridge. I’m going to need you to log back into the system and rewrite the entire electronic order."
They don't just dispense medication; they audit your soul.
We spend 6+ years studying complex physiology, pharmacology, and anatomy, passing rigorous exams, and discussing cutting-edge research...
Only to write a prescription that looks like a flatlining ECG, leaving the pharmacist to perform a literal seance just to figure out if I wrote 'Amlodipine' or 'Amoxicillin'.
We are healers, but our penmanship remains an unsolved mystery awuoro.