Big Boy in Big Boy Pants

Incredibly dumb decisions at atmospheric re-entry speeds they/them

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

Call me Elmer, cause I be pastey.

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

Tony the Tiger stole my eggs and froze them so he could use them to make our genetically perfect babies in the future

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

Microsoft goes down and posts something in admin center, which I can’t access because Microsoft is down

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

We're investigating reports of Exchange Online issues. Please see EX1464935 in the admin center for more information.

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

Call me Hubert the way I am ready to end my shit

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

Weed isn’t real, I’ve just been supplying drug dealers with bad green PLA prints off my Ender 5

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

I jorken may peanus to mannie timbs at werk and now tha boss hella crank

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

Felling pretty glonky rn. Might leave work and eat paint and chalk

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

And what about it

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

[VideoArtGame @VideoArtGame]

Light-Up Pokémon Game Boy Advance Keycaps

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

“Parents know best.” Proceeds to show some of the most oblivious parents in history

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

Parents know best.

[Miranda 🚀 @mirandahw_]

this cable existing is proof there is no god

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

I know you have my copy of Battlefield 4 for the Xbox 360, Casey. I want it back

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

Furry tweeting about a Miata, who would have guessed

[nes @OkayNesko]

this thing had 11k miles on it bruh

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Mean Girls (2004) / House MD (2009)

[stupid tech takes @stupidtechtakes]

you don't need sfp+ for everything

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

Oop

[mr sneed @sneednorwood]

some shit the kid w Asperger’s in biology class be showin u

[Big Boy in Big Boy Pants @thegrandgingy]

I’m a goofy goober, yeah. But she wanted something else