Awesome Bill

From Dawsonville
One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.

[Bears on CHSN @CHSN_Bears]

Congrats @Mtrubisky10! https://t.co/CJqZsjg7dD

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@KephartRhett Down to clown town

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You are not not your feelings.

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You are not too broken to be fixed.

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@DarthGuyford Literally the best part of the game.

[InsideCarolina @InsideCarolina]

The NCAA's case against #UNC came down to applicable bylaws. There were none, and so there are no sanctions. https://t.co/2ExHZ5nVxj

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

From the start, it was clear NCAA rules did not cover this matter. What a colossal waste of time and money when NCAA knew it had no case. https://t.co/xpeJXv5gr5

[Awesome Bill @thegrapestape]

Picking up an extra shift: Check
Moving this week: Check
Work problems: Check
Gonna be a fun week.

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I have the absolute worst timing. Ever.

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No I'm not driving around listening to the Dark Souls 3 ost. Definitely not.

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Today I became crazy uncle Adam

[Darth Guyford @DarthGuyford]

Am I the only one hoping this eclipse thing turns out to actually be the Death Star and we all go out in a blaze of Imperial glory?

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There's an ocean of beer in Ft. Collins, and I aim to drown myself in it.

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At this point I'm going to catch a break, or I'm going to break.

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When the going gets weird, the weird go pro

[SNAILS 🐌🐌 @snailmusic]

Nothing to be feared cause im proud to be weird

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@DarthGuyford Couldn't get on all day yesterday

[Darth Guyford @DarthGuyford]

I hope Dolph Lundgren's character in Sharknado 6 runs on all fours and smells sharknados before they happen. #Sharknado5

[Awesome Bill @thegrapestape]

It's unfortunate there are collegiate athletics in CO. Nobody gives a shit about anything but the Broncos and Rockies here....

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@abbyohea Or he's telling you that you have poor taste in wine...