Scott Carl

'full of chalant'

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

@barstoolsports “Free t-shirt for only $10”

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

@medarkus_ @CastiglioneFrnk Seems like the Streisand effect hasn’t hit yet

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

VIDEO: @NewsNation journalist @EvanLambertTV arrested at Ohio press conference after delivering live report during "Rush Hour." Video was provided by a source at the news channel, who said Lambert will stay in jail until tomorrow morning. https://t.co/9nCbE9JyfF

[Roman Semenov 🌪️ @semenov_roman_]

The new jailbreak is so fun

[IGN @IGN]

These fish committed credit card fraud while playing Pokémon. 💳🐟🐟🐟🐟

[Jeremy, Writer & Dad & Collector of Parks @JeremyWingert79]

My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

@medarkus_ If that’s a tweet about m.astodon, there’s been rumors of bans for mentioning it

[Ari @Ariellex1_]

Coconut is literally bad and everything coconut flavored is also bad!!!!! Such a sad and miserable fruit!!!

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Welcome to Burger Mart! Please enjoy a hot meal along with an update on Season 2 of...

[Laurie @laurieontech]

I think about this comic far more than I should

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

@nathaliejacoby1 Wore a mask until vaccines were available, and have gotten new shots whenever eligible. Working from home helps. Confirmed I’ve been exposed a few times, but seems like the shots have done their job and kept me and my spouse healthy

[No Context Clips @NoContextClips_]

https://t.co/fo6JdCpR6M

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

@matthew_pines @Wu_Tang_Finance How do you figure a shortage of a controlled substance indicates there’s supply available for people to take it off the books?

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

@elonmusk Idk, the reps who actually vote on that keep giving the most votes to Jeffries? Seems silly to think the best loser should get the job over the guy who keeps winning the most votes?

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The last three years, explained

[DJ Strouse @djstrouse]

Have the courage to double down on your convictions.

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

Honestly just waiting for some of those Silicon Valley engineers that claim to be able to rebuild Twitter in a weekend to do it

[DeMarcus @medarkus_]

VOTE YES is allowing him to dodge the heat. It doesn’t mean eh won’t still own the platform, he just won’t be the face of his piss poor decisions. He needs to lay down in the bed he made! Stay in charge, dummy @elonmusk

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

@TheMikamora @sagemommy_69 You only suck if you don’t come to the holiday party 😉

[Scott Carl @thegraytscott]

@tedlieu @elonmusk Even the First Amendment has limitations. Hate Speech isn’t allowed. Incitement of violence is still regulable. He’s not allowed to discriminate against protected classes. Idk if any of that applies to these journalist bans, but this particular take is just so false

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

So, eleven-and-a-bit years ago, I wrote the only written narrative in Minecraft: the story that appears after you kill the Ender Dragon. (A narrative which players often call The End Poem.)
Today, I officially librated that ending.

Er, what does that mean?

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