Jordan

25 | aquarius | hungry | free spirit

[Jordan @theguacfather]

If you start texting me & I ask " what's up" & you just say "nm," I will find you and I will punch you in the eye socket

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

One thing I HATE about being an Aquarius is sometimes compliments make me REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

As an Aquarius I get tired of things so FAST! Like DAMN

[Jordan @theguacfather]

hoes get $1400 & the first thing they get is the fucking audacity

[Jordan @theguacfather]

✨MANIFEST✨ good energy

[Jordan @theguacfather]

@CashApp $jordannriley

[TurningOverTables ☮️ @OverTables]

This is everything.

[CHICAGOCREATURES @CHICAGOCREATUR1]

FEDS TOOK MY POST DOWN EXPOSING CHICAGO COPS WHO HIDE BODY CAMS & BADGES. SCREENSHOT AND SHARE IT CAN HAPPEN HERE TOO. INFO BELOW

[cheychey💋 @cheyalaysia]

ITS UPSETTING ME AND MY HGS

[korrasami is married @queerelladevil]

vanessa hudgens on ig complaining about coachella getting cancelled & saying why does it matter this virus will kill people while ashley tisdale is on ig making quarantine dance videos proves what we’ve always known: sharpay was the true protagonist/hero of high school musical

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

damn i look good in that pic on god

[Jordan @theguacfather]

cause ur dummy thicc 😂😭

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

One of my student’s boyfriend is trying to follow me on Instagram. But why?

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

I couldn’t love you guys any more!! Killed it! 😂🤣😂

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

Apparently my boyfriend’s been making himself risotto for dinner every night for at least a week and he just asked me where he can buy more risotto rice and I had to tell him to stop making so much risotto. I didn’t know this could be an issue in any relationship

[Jordan @theguacfather]

@jayeeandtee gone in 60 secs !!

[nicole @nicoleej0hnson]

WHY THE FUCK IS THE UBER HELICOPTER THE CHEAPEST OPTION

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

What the fuck is going on at The View