Mike Nelson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦

Former glamour model and welder 👨‍🏭 enjoying dotage in picturesque fishing village near Liverpool. Left wing, functional alcoholic and smoker.

[Mike Nelson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @theguildfordone]

@MichaelTakeMP Reader, I married him

[𝓔𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓷 ⚡ 1.21𝓖𝓦  @LuckyDipster2]

I stopped liking Alexander Armstrong when I discovered he was partial to fox hunting. Hearing that he is now whinging about his wealthy-person taxes, puts him at despicable status.

[Mike Nelson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @theguildfordone]

@Ocado @SJP74 The version of new app I have keeps freezing.
Website is fine but no flash sales.
My order was then cancelled at a few hours notice. Reordered on website with £20 voucher for Sunday.
Can I have any confidence that it will arrive?
Can’t you issue a statement to all?

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with President Zelensky!

[Mike Nelson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @theguildfordone]

@cleckylad My Mother wants her curt back

[Anne Laird 💙 @AnneLaird31]

I'm gonna throw some light on this subject Mr Musk.
Tommy Robinson is not a political prisoner.
He's a grifting little
Cunt.
Your welcome.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

It’s not just me that has some things to say about Rees-Mogg

Turns out @lewis_goodall does too…

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."

RT if Mick is right.

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

☎️ "Without that inheritance tax loophole, we wouldn't have had 3 entertaining series of agricultural TV on Amazon Prime!"

"What does Keir Starmer want us to watch instead? BLOODY COUNTRYFILE?"

Colin from Portsmouth on Jeremy Clarkson and the farmers' protests.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

This is the truth about Labour's Budget and farmers.

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

There’s nothing quite like a Scouse Chinese chippy…

[Mike Nelson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @theguildfordone]

@Patrici89225734 For services to wearing curtains?

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Live from New York, it's Saturday night.

[Mike Nelson 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @theguildfordone]

@JohnJCrace Chris has been whoring every broadcast studio for over 10 years to defend the indefensible. Most senior job was Minister of State at the Treasury for 10 minutes. Perhaps he’s just a dick….. 😉

[Vince. #NeverBurnham @Vinc_Ev_]

They've made Kemi Badenoch leader!

[leah @paradiseieah]

crying at vito and nikita getting ready too early and then trying to hide #Strictly

[Jordan🤍 @jordanlea29]

The hip-off we've all been waiting for and now patiently waiting for the rematch.

[Kirsty @CampaignChorus]

Tears today for all the millionaires with non Dom status who send their kids to private school and fly around on private jets. Bless.
#Budget2024

[Benidorm Butcher @BenidormVilla]

Dear Tories,

Unhappy with the Budget??

Ask Dido Harding where the £35 Billion went.

Or Michelle Mone for the £120 Million.

Or why Sunak overpaid interest payments on the national debt.

Too easy???

Shut the fuck up then.

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Business will go down the pan" whines the millionaire.
Good. If you can't afford to pay your staff enough to live on you have no viable business plan and deserve to go bust.