eeeth

all my posts are crap (he/him)

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

“How was work?” Never ask a victim how he was molested.

[Tomano @Tomano_1]

We been saying this

[eeeth @theheburr]

Legendary

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

There's a new guy at work and he's been here maybe two weeks and we're in a meeting and my boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and she goes "we really need to circle back to customer retention" and this guy raises his hand and goes "I have a question" and my boss is like yes and he goes "why do you always say circle back?" and the whole room goes quiet and my boss is like what and he goes "you say it like every meeting is there a reason we're going in circles why don't we just go forward" and someone coughs and he's still going "like I've been keeping track you've said it eighteen times in two weeks" and my boss just stares at him and goes "have you never worked in an office before" and he goes "I have but nobody said circle back this much it feels aggressive" and I swear my boss aged five years and she goes "it's just a phrase" and he goes "okay but like why circles" and she just moved on with the meeting. He got let go during his probation period today and I heard him ask HR if it was because of the circle thing.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

microdosing hell by going to work

[Henry S. Fisher @HonestSportsFa5]

How it feels at the office when I’m in a polo and the AC is a little chilly

[bob @bobblegum67]

baby is like the N word for toddlers

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

We all got that one coworker

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Do other animals freak out when they see Victor Wembanyama? Like if a horse who's seen a ton of people sees him, the horse is gonna be like hey what the fuck, right?

[eeeth @theheburr]

Beastmode

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

The most brutally honest brother in Kentucky history just dropped an atomic truth bomb 💀

Mom: “When your brother gets out of prison, he’s getting this room since you can’t keep it clean.”

Bro, without blinking: “This is MY room. This is where I jack off. Fact.”

Said it with his whole chest. Full Adidas outfit, zero shame, zero filter. Just raw, unapologetic honesty.

Prison brother will walk into the most awkward homecoming of all time 😂

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

i was crying at this last night im crying this morning like this is actually real artistry and cinema work...

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Translation: "Me and the boys up here are getting so much pape, im actually having trouble sleeping with how badly we're robbing you niggas".

[autist @litteralyme0]

“No bro I don't wanna get on the game tn”

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

imagine being named Dumbass Wagecuck

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

This is really bad we desperately need transparency laws