Henry Long

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

@DiabolicalSpuds Have to know where this is

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

Last night, after studying the menu for 25 minutes, I walked confidently up to the bar, swallowed my pride and ordered the “Brat-o-ween.”

The bartender then goes:
“What the hell is that”

The wrong bar. I walked into the wrong bar.

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

@flesh_hierarchy Or, James Murphy if he never had any edge to lose.

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

@Jfcdoomblade Not sure how you could see the Hybrid and come to this conclusion. That was way more unsettling than any chest bursted could hav been

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

@katyronkin Need a link Katy 🥺

[cole hocker @cole_hocker]

yesterdays price is not todays price

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

@wykstrad @starswheeled Right like this could be about Patches

[HBO @HBO]

TRAILER TOMORROW.

Season 3 of the HBO Original Series #INDUSTRY premieres August 11 on @StreamOnMax.

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

This rips

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

Leading the way for Team USA. 🇺🇸

Two-time Olympic gold medalist @KingJames has been selected as our men's flag bearer for the #ParisOlympics Opening Ceremony.

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

@dominicknero I thought he was pretty good in Bourne Identity

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

@david_korn4 Jamion Christian won the Lega Basket Serie A2 Finals and the team was promoted to Serie A

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

His game 7 block on Powell is an iconic playoff moment that will go unappreciated because it was in the bubble.

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

Austin: Rich culture of arts, dozens of festivals, unique natural landscape and the biggest university on the planet.

Houston: Iconic musicians and local scene, one of the most diverse cities and great food.

Dallas: Hat.

[Ass Tat Guy (Big 12 Champion) @garkmallemore]

Zero cultural relevance???

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

GOOOD!!!

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Joey Chestnut has been banned from the 2024 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, @nypost reports.

Major League Eating says the 16x winner is unable to compete due to his endorsement deal with Impossible Foods.

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

@aldenlgibbs Thanks for weighing in alden

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

They turned New York into Reddit

[Colin @Smittee]

New York is the best city man a whole crowd showed up to watch a guy eat a full container of cheese balls at 3 PM 😭

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

I swear every time you take the silver line they add a new station. Because what the hell is Spring Hill?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

the two types of guys you meet in Austin

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS???

[JBR @JBRBracketology]

Mountain West Conference

[Henry Long @thehenrylong]

Not this Dan Snyder ass signing

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Austin Ekeler is signing with the Commanders, per B/R’s @Schultz_Report