The Holed-Outs

Your older brother's crappy college band that never took off but still recorded several demos in your basement while your parents cringed.

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I'm coming for you, South Carolina.

[socks mahoney @shorbycone]

*crosses state line into SC*
*passes a strip club in a swamp*
*passed billboard saying "SHOOT FULL AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUNS"*

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The very first building we pass in South Carolina is a strip club called "Temptations" God bless the south

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"I've never met a person in my entire life, and I don't think I ever will" -Rachel Gunter, Denny's, 2016

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Finally got to take a peek around @graveface_recs and it was every bit as amazing as we hoped. Happy 5 years guys!!

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Caught him flirting w a single headless concert-goer... Something about the Cake Factory gives its patrons the hots.

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Try and tell me I'm wrong

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"The more tattoos you get, the more people have the right to touch you"

[Kit 🏳️‍⚧️ @kitsumech]

Live in the moment, but be the person you want to be remebered as in that moment.

[The Holed-Outs @theholedouts]

Inverted yoga and Mario noises

[socks mahoney @shorbycone]

Drunk guy: I gotta go pee pee. Don't call the cops
*pees on his own truck*

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"Didn't you know that you get a card if you're straight edge?
You get 10% off at Dave & Busters"

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Family photo from Savannah #graphtheory #easyremoval #FlavorBreak #LEMONADE #SkinWars

[socks mahoney @shorbycone]

Is it like being a war veteran? Having been almost killed by a slap? Do other bugs respect you more?

[socks mahoney @shorbycone]

I wonder if bugs get brain damage? Like if they almost get killed by a car, or if they get slapped away, etc. Are they permanently affected?

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They only have one song online but CHECK IT https://t.co/E1VLfVgcLj

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The Gumps show last night was the highlight of my entire life. Y'all seriously need to check these guys out.

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The Walgreens toilet paper feels like the stuff you put in gift bags. They really must be trying to push sales on band-aids.

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Things I've learned on tour: when you haven't had a shower in 4 days and you touch your hair before you play, your solos are way smoother.