Hope D.

Like a soap opera without all the drama. #FlightAttendant #author

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

Well…Meta made me mad so back to X/Twitter I guess until I get mad enough to leave here again 🤣

There are no good social media apps I swear.

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

@kittykuopoker 😕 sad I am in Europe!

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

Why does everyone feel the need to put “he/she is so loved” when they announce the arrival of their baby?
Like whats the alternative? “Eh we kinda think our baby is okay”? Or “eh could’ve been better but we will keep it” Serious question. 😂

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

@kittykuopoker I’ll com visit you in Barcelona

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

What Americans think working in Finland is like

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

lmao what the fuck. this is literally my bit. i do it all the time. everyone knows this is my bit

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

Facebook ADMITS under oath during John Stossel’s defamation lawsuit that their fact-checkers are OPINION based.

They are FAKE NEWS frauds!

But will there be accountability?

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

@kittykuopoker I fly to Vegas to get my hair done. That’s 18 hour round trip. I must be really strange 😂

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

Gotta love missing my stop on the train because im busy proving Im a master at the French past tense to Duolingo.

Good news is I got the legendary badge. #Duolingo

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

@thewildfaith

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

Pockets for lyfe

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

Guys think we want flowers, but we just want pockets

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

The news: Wyoming is 60% vaccinated!!

Me: so what, they vaccinated like 6 of their 10 people?

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

@smiles_and_nods @Tryptofantastic https://t.co/IoWNltaVj9

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

True story:

Im on the worst first date ever, dude is a creep it’s 1hr in and I’m looking for an escape:

Him: I really want to kiss you but I’m allergic to nuts, have you had any nut products today?

Me: yes I literally just ate a walnut brownie

Him: really?

Me: yep 😂 darn

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

@zachnfanclub Mind if I have some of you carrier pigeon feed?

[Hope D. @thehopeopera]

@amyis_trying That’s so cool! I hope to be there someday too! (The writing, not the mall yelling)