Howard Scott

The odd re-tweet. Not much else really.

[Howard Scott @thehowardscott]

@VirginAtlantic hi there, is there a customer service desk airside at LHR T3?

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@LNER the safety certificate for your on board WiFi expired on 21/11. Can you get it sorted? My browser doesn't like it!

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@NoHelmetsReq You buggered that one up!
Chuffed to buggery.

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@emmymadeinjapan The growers clearly aren't using enough pesticides

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@Peza100 @Tim_Burgess @gene_band @MartinRossiter If we're flashing the coloured vinyl

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@mattl Ford v Ferrari was called Le Mans '66 in Europe. There was a Steve McQueen film called Le Mans so presumably they didn't want people thinking it was the 66th film in the franchise.

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@sarfrazmanzoor No, in fact the shelves are groaning with them. Probably because we've all got five years worth at home

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@mikebrewer Bet you never thought when you were planning it that the Chinook episode would turn out like that!

[Bargain Hunters @Bargains90]

Have you heard about that new Elbow tribute band called Arse?

They're so good you can't tell them apart.

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@aanjo86 Happy Birthday mate!

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@rafredarrows just seen you fly over Aylesbury. Can't tell you how much that's brightened my day #VEDay2020 #VEDay75 #VEDayAtHome

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@Le_Treiziste Aylesbury Electricians

[Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu @SholaMos1]

This is modern day lynching of a black man. I am shaking with anger. He was hunted down & killed for being black.
If he had been a white man jogging, there would have been no suspicion of him being a burglar

I am done with the injustice, toxicity & complacency that fuels racism

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@therealsteavis The old terraces at Wembley used to be running in piss after a game.

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@RayGray_Snacks I accidentally dropped one on the floor the other day and it was a race between the cat and me to snaffle it up. The cat won.

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@JuliaGlencross2 Julia, you're not by any chance referring to JJ Foley's in Boston Mass are you?

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@katebevan Reminds me of an episode of Porridge where Fletch and Godber plan an exciting night out "up West" but decide to have a quiet night in instead.

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@mattl They've changed the recipe, it doesn't taste the same as it used to. It's all this sugar tax crap.

[𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips]

WRITING "You fuckwit" at the end of an email is an effective way of seeing if your boss reads them all the way through. (via @craiguito)